Mr. Limpy is a soft packing "dildo" or "packer" designed to give the appearance of a normal package in a man's pants. It is not designed for penetration, but it is great for getting spur of the moment blow jobs! It is recommended to secure Mr. Limpy with some sort of packing strap/pouch/harness rather than to wear free in your underwear. Nobody wants their "bits" tumbling down their leg in public

The good folks at Fleshlight have done a wonderful job creating a material that feels just like skin to the touch. Mr. Limpy has no chemical or rubber odors at all. Out of the package, it has a very faint powdery smell, but it wears off within a day or so. As long as you wash him often, he will continue to have no smell, but being a porous material and given its intended location to be worn, it will retain "natural" scents if you forget to wash your balls. In the event of an impromptu blow job, Mr. Limpy is also fairly tasteless, unless you have just dusted it with corn starch, but even then the taste dissipates within a few seconds.

The shaft is 3.5" measured along the top of the shaft and 4" in circumference (approx 1.3" diameter.) The testicles at the thickest point (along the bottom) are just shy of 1.5" thick. Due to the shorter (and more realistically sized) shaft on the "extra small," it does point straight out but positions up, down or to the side very easily, your underwear and pants easily keep it well tamed.

The Mr Limpy line is quite well designed, better than many other packer lines I have tried, but I do have one chief complaint with the line in general, the back of the balls are completely flat. Considering that it's designed to be a realistic packer, I would like to have rounded realistic testicles. My other issue is a minor gripe and lies solely with the "extra small," the size of the testicles on this one are considerably thicker than that of the "small" and "large" (which is not sold here on EF). If they combined this shaft with the balls of the "small," it would be the perfect packer. Ultimately though these things are not serious issues, just things I'd like to see improved upon. I do intend to try a bit of DIY modification to the testicles of mine soon to see if I can make them more round and perhaps a bit thinner. I'll post the outcome of that experiment in a follow up review.

As a packer, it functions wonderfully. I also have it on good authority that it passes the "grab test" with flying colors. It fills out the front of your pants well. It sits comfortably and naturally in your chosen securing device and underwear and has about the perfect amount of heft to it. The "extra small" offers the most flexibility when it comes to choosing how big of a bulge you would like. For a well endowed look, the shaft can be placed straight down over the balls, this also works if you prefer the look of a "semi," perhaps while cruising the bars. For a more average look, the shaft can be placed to either side, or if your are wearing dress pants/slacks, straight up since the testicles are large enough and well shaped to produce a natural looking bulge in thinner materials.

After time, wearing and washing it does get a bit sticky, but this is easily remedied. Put a small amount of corn starch into a zip-lock baggie and drop Mr. Limpy inside. Shake it around a bit to get him evenly coated, then take out of the bag and roll around in a clean towel to remove the excess. He will feel brand new again. Sometimes getting Mr. Limpy completely clean can be a bit difficult, but just stretch him out and apply a little bit of mild soap and the clothing lint comes out of the tiny "skin folds."

With a bit of care, Mr. Limpy is fairly durable. On average, they last about a year with daily wear before they get too squishy and show serious wear from rubbing against your underwear all day.

Mr. Limpy comes in a sealed clear plastic bag, no wasteful excess packaging.

As a side note, think before wearing this on an airplane. It will raise a few questions and entertaining/embarrassing situations if you have to go through the full body scanners.

As a trans guy, I have acquired several packers over the past few years, and Mr. Limpy is by far the one I wear most often and the "extra small" is the one I choose over 90 percent of the time.