MiMi - discreet massager by Je Joue - review by Cunnilinguists


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Circle of pleasure, Circle of Fun!

As wonderful and amazing as the vibrations are, I have say, this still isn't my favorite toy. It's a great one nonetheless. The only real complaint I have about its available uses is the simple fact of shape, but perhaps this is just my preference and not a general one. However, if you're looking for a vibrator with extreme intensity that simultaneously won't be heard by the neighbors? This product is probably the best choice you could ask for.
exceptional speed, diverse rhythms, and quiet to a hum
shape could have been a bit better and buttons are sometimes hard to push
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product is as multi-functional as a vibrator can be, because of the high/varied voltage of vibrations and cute size. The best and most obvious use for this product is for clitoral stimulation, because it will most likely produce the highest amount of pleasure in comparison to the many other options one has. However, if you're looking for extra use for this toy, this product would be great with a partner or with oneself for foreplay! The vibrations are strong enough to be used as a way to tease the body parts is a very wonderful way, possibly because of the soft and smooth exterior, which is warm and inviting. Basically, any exterior body part can be stimulated by different degrees and different rhythms. In addition, the product could be used for outer anal stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The texture of the product is extremely wonderful in that it is both soft to the touch and also very enjoyable wet as well as dry. Surrounded by silicone, the toy's exterior tightly covers the product so if one were to push the material, it wouldn't move. The material is extremely pleasant to the senses. However, if you're using this in water, be careful! The material will become extremely slippery and is easy to drop in the shower. Besides the touch of the egg, I found there was absolutely no smell or taste to the product.

Because of the type of material it is made out of, the toy is and probably will never be too cold when you start to use it. It also increases in warmth during play due to body heat, and becomes pleasantly snugly in consideration to degree of warmth. You can also safely place the toy in the refrigerator or run under cool water for a few minutes for an interesting twist of the product. This can be extremely fun with a partner as well! Do not freeze your toy for any reason, however.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design for this toy is nice, but I am, in all honestly, surprised as to why they chose an egg as their shape of choice. I have had other clitoral vibrators and this one was a little less satisfying for me because of its shape. I feel as though the shape could have been modified just a bit to make it perhaps curved on one side rather than flat. This is because sometimes during fun time, it felt a bit frustrating placing it close to the clitoris, as the clitoris is not completely flat. Why not make it a little curved to receive the most stimulation possible? As a result of the shape, many times you'll only be using half the egg during sexy time. One part will be on the place intended, while the other will be off in space somewhere.

However, the product is considerably larger in comparison to some other clitoral vibrators, so perhaps even if half is being used, its still a considerable amount that's reaching the clitoral area. I do love the width of the product since it's not too wide, but instead is a perfect size to make sure that areas around the clit will be stimulated at the same time. I feel it's a good length, especially with the large amount of vibrations it can produce in such a small and incredibly light sized egg.

As a result of this toy being so small and in a tiny black box, this product is very discreet. In fact, if one were to simply pass by it, I would have actually thought it to be a chocolate box! That's how discreet the box is! If you want to leave th box at at home, however, sticking this fun little guy in a side pocket is extremely easy and doable to do. Just be careful, if you leave the box out, your roommate might actually be hungry and jonesing for some chocolate treats and instead be welcomed with mr. Eggy a la mode!
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

In reference to the whom this would be best to use, I think this is an excellent toy for anyone whether novice or expert. The main reason for this thought is that the toy has so many different speeds and different types of rhythms that whether the person wants to go slow or more intense the option is entirely possible. The product is not at all intimidating, has a very low speed as well as an EXTREMELY high one. In addition to this, the product is not one that can really be used for insertion. And as a beginner, for me personally, I found insertion something that a beginner needs to warm up to. So as a result, for a long time, I simply used clitoral stimulants. Therefore this toy is perfect for simple gratification of clitoral massaging. At the same time, perhaps this could be used at the very beginning to get ready for insertion with the egg, which could be a great warm up perhaps before going on to an actual dildo. It's really all up to the user, as this toy has so many uses!

Care and Maintenance

Simply run under hot water, rinse with soap, and dry off. And then you're ready for your next time. Do not use with silicone lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


When I first received the box, I was impressed with the appearance of the package. Placed perfectly in a discrete but modern black box, the egg of pleasure is packaged so as to be seen immediately when opened by a pretty black ribbon tying the box together. Underneath the egg will lay a black piece of plastic that covers up all the rest of the accessories such as the charger as well as instructions if needed. It looks somewhat like a box of chocolates.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the awesome review! I have been wanting to try this!
  • tigerkate
    Good review I am rather fond of Mimi as well
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Great review! I am not usually crazy about clitoral only vibrators, but this one is really cute and seems like it nice quality.
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Cherrylane
    Nice review. Thanks! Only one bee, huh? I just read a review that gave Mimi 3 haha. It's fun how different people's perceptions are
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Excellent review! Extreme intensity? Sounds awesome
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