Deceptively powerful, but noisy

A cheap little vibe, that while noisy is VERY effective in clitoral stimulation. Not exactly discreet because of the noise it makes, but it is small and easy to hide in a bag. This has become my favorite vibe to use when I want to have my clitoris stimulated, though because of it's width it's not very effective for vaginal stimulation.
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Pros
POWERFUL vibes
Cons
LOUD, very loud
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
To start with, I did get this as a free gift with a purchase, so I wasn't sure what to expect from it. My expectations weren't high. It came in an unsealed plastic sleeve, no label, no packaging. So my expectations were further lowered by the lack of proper packaging and risk of the product being dirty through shipping. I washed it thoroughly and wiped it down with toy wipes to make sure the toy was safe to use. I didn't notice any damage or signs of previous use while cleaning it, and saw some other reviewers had the same packaging complaints, so figured it was safe to use.

The Vibrator itself looked rather small when compared to my Couture-Rhythm vibe, and it certainly was a great deal skinnier. It's approximately 9 inches long, an inch in diameter, and is a clear colored plastic. It runs on 3 AA batteries, which I found surprising as my other inexpensive vibe runs on 2 AA batteries. The top portion of the vibe is smooth, while the shaft of it is slightly textured, though whether that was intended for pleasure or for gripping it well when slippery is unsure.

I used my normal water-based lube, Kama Sutra Liquid Love, (review on that to come)to try this little vibe out. The very first thing I noticed when I turned it on was IT'S LOUD! Eeep... It's not THE loudest vibe I have ever owned, but it's up there. Then I noticed that it is so loud because it is vibrating so much that it is rattling the batteries around. The vibrations, even just holding it in my hand, were noticeably some of the strongest vibrations I've felt from a toy.

So now, my interest was renewed in this freebie, I used it with a drop of the liquid love to stimulate my clitoris. And stimulate my clitoris it did! Wow! Noisy, cheaper, yes it may be those, but it was also quite powerful. When inserted inside myself, the noise was less noticeable, though still much louder than I would have liked. If it was water-proof, it would have been easier to hide the noise by using it in the bathtub or shower, but where it's not, there was no sound buffer. As far as stimulating me inside, it was too thin to cause the sort of pleasure I would normally expect from a vibe. It did however do a very good job stimulating my G-spot, and after about 2 minutes I pulled it out and went back to the clitoris stimulation. And with the powerful vibes, I climaxed in a matter of minutes. Vaginal play is pleasurable, but I mainly climax when my clitoris is being stimulated, and getting off usually takes a long while to accomplish even then, but this vibe pushed me well past that happy spot. I didn't know I could get off that hard, that fast.

The toy was fairly easy to clean, just had to pay special attention to little grooves in the plastic, but didn't have lots of bumps and hidey spots for lube or secretions to hide in.

Overall, I actually really like this little toy, it's become my favorite "easy to hide" vibe (if not easy to be discrete with.) Nothing will replace my Couture Vibe for vaginal pleasure, but the Ultimate Satisfier Slim is extremely powerful. If you don't want kids or roomies in the next room to hear you playing, then this vibe isn't the right one for the occasion. But if you don't have to worry about the noise, and you want a small vibe that will pack a lot of power and make your clitoris very, very happy, without spending a lot of money, then give this toy a try. Your Clitoris will thank you and be wondering when it can have the toy come out again. I thought about giving this vibe only 3 stars because of the noise, but with the power it packs and how pleasurable it can be, I do have to give it 4 stars.
Follow-up commentary
It's been 2 weeks since I initially reviewed this toy, and I've had it for approximately 3 months. I still really like this toy for clitoral stimulation, it gets the job done far better than a lot of mini vibes I own. There's some that are quieter, and use less batteries, but this little number is still packing quite a punch with its intense vibes.
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My Ultimate satisfier slim tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Good review thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: fifi
    Thank you for the feedback!
  • Contributor: K101
    Sounds incredible for clitoral stimulation! Thanks for the review. Is this hard plastic or does it have any kind of smooth coating like silicone? I'm guessing it's a plain hard plastic, but it does look interesting for clirotal stim!
  • Contributor: fifi
    It is entirely hard plastic, which i'm usually not a fan of as it can be uncomfortable. But the shape of it combined with the strength of the vibes is incredible for clitoral stimulation!
  • Contributor: DeliciousDrip
    Eh, i'll pass! One, i don't like LOUD ... that tiny thing run on 3 batteries? ...three i don't think insertion would be all that! Thanksss for the review
  • Contributor: fifi
    Like I said, the three batteries was a lot for this little thing, and it is loud. I agree that for insertion and vaginal penetration it would fail miserably to please most people, but as a clitoral stimulator, I really think it's fabulous. I usually avoid loud toys, I'm a single mom and don't want my kid overhearing me playing. But this toy does have very strong vibes that make it worth using when my kid isn't around. And the batteries last a long time, even if it does need 3, I've used this over a dozen times now, and haven't noticed a decrease in power yet that would indicate needing to change the batteries.
  • Contributor: Fifi Sweetie
    This is the first cheaper product I've seen that made Fifi get off in a matter of minutes, so I'd have to agree with her rating... Just wish it wasn't so noisy...
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