Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by kelaaa33wish

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Slim and loud

I am disappointed in this toy, it looks cheap, and is really loud. This vibrator maybe good for someone looking for their first toy, but I personally think they should keep looking.
Pretty strong vibrations.
Loud, cheaply made, not waterproof, gets hot.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Ultimate is a traditional vibrator designed to stimulate the clit, or vagina. You can use this on your nipples, or for the men their balls. Since there is no flared base, I do not recommend this toy for anal play.

This vibrator can be used for solo, or for couples' play, and can be used by both men, and ladies.

Use it on your clit, for clitoral stimulatin, or insert it for vaginal pleasure. Be creative if you have a partner, rub it along his balls, and penis.

This is a beginner toy, but advance users may find some enjoyment with this toy, if they are looking for a traditional vibrator; with no fancy features, or texture.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Ultimate is made with plastic, which rates an 8 on the Eden safety chart. The toy is non-porous, so the toy can be shared.

The plastic is hard, and smooth. There is no give to the material, so use caution when thrusting this toy; as you do not want to injure yourself. I personally do not like how this toy feels, I like soft, toys like silicone, or pure skin.

There is no smell, nor taste to the vibrator. Being made of plastic the toy is not a lint collector.

The plastic material would be good for beginners, and advanced users. If you like a hard, and smooth vibrator, you may like how this one feels.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is, just a straight, tapered , thin, traditional vibrator. There are no added texture, or fancy features. It is simple to use, and cheaply made.

The Ultimate is 9 inches long, with an insertable length of 8 1/2 inches. The circumference is 3 inches, with a diameter of 1 inch. The toy weighs 0.2 pounds, this makes the toy very lite weight to use. If you like long thin toys, this maybe for you. For me, the toy is too thin, I enjoy a toy with more girth.

The shape of the toy, would be good for beginners, it is easy to insert as the the girth is on the small side. The length maybe too long for some users, so keep that in mind while thrusting.

Due to the length of the toy, it would be hard to hide it. It would not fit in a lot of purses, so I would say unless you are packing a suitcase, the toy would not be travel friendly.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The main function of this toy is too vibrate, it does not have any pulsating settings. The vibrations are pretty strong, and are mostly located in the tip of the toy. The vibrations weaken as they travel down the shaft of the vibrator.

The Ultimate runs on 3 AA batteries, which are not included with the toy. To place your batteries, just unscrew the cap at the base of the toy. There are no buttons on this toy, it has a dial control, which is the cap of the toy. You can have it on low, or turn the dial all the way up, for higher vibrations. The dial is easy to use, and I had no issues about the dial changing speeds on me when I was using it.

The toy is very, very loud. It will be heard through a door, so remember that if you have people in the house. They will know what your doing, with this toy being so loud.

The toy is not waterproof, so do not submerge this toy, and I do not recommend taking it in the shower either. There is no 0-ring to protect the battery compartment.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be wiped down with a wet, soapy wash cloth, since it is not waterproof you can not submerge it in water to clean it. I would not even recommend running the water over this toy. If you have an adult toy cleaner, that maybe the best way to go with cleaning this toy.

Storing this toy is the best thing about it, you can just toss it in a dresser drawer, or a toy box(it will be at the bottom of my toy box). This toy will play well with other material toys.

You can use any type of lube with the Ultimate, I personally use a water-based lube.
    • Easy to store


There was no packaging with this toy, unless you consider a clear plastic bag packaging. There were no instructions either, the toy is a basic vibrator, so I do not believe instructions are really needed.

Being that there was no packaging, it was a sign to me that the company does not care about the image it puts out there to the public, by shipping an item this way.

It was a disappointment to say the least.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This is a cheaply made vibrator, that is very loud. It reminds me of my first vibrator, I loved it at the time, but what did I know then.

There are better quality toys out there, I would suggest looking around some before purchasing this one.
    • Inexpensive
    • Multi-speed
    • Non-porous


The first thing I will say is that, I had to wait till the kid was sleeping before I could use this toy, it is so loud; and I did not want him to hear it.

I got all set to use this toy, I started by placing the loud toy on my clit, the toy was loud before, but when it came in contact with my skin, as I applied some pressure; it got even louder. So I figured I would insert this loud toy, if for no other reason that to quiet the noise from it.

The vibrations are pretty strong with this toy, I worked with the toy, trying to angle it so it would feel just right. The Ultimate felt kind of nice, but was too thin, and hard for my personal taste.

The toy rumbles so loud that I can not get comfy using this toy, I keep thinking someone is going to hear it.

I also tried to stimulate the outside of my butt, that felt nice, I enjoyed the vibrations. Then I noticed that the toy was getting hot, I had only been using it about 5 good minutes. I think it was overheating due to the fact that I was applying pressure to it, I am one that likes strong pin point vibrations, and I do press down on my toys.

The Ultimate is just not my cup of tea so to speak. It did not get me off, maybe because I was so concerned about the noise; that I could not concentrate.

This toy is not going to get much use in my house. It will probably just take up room in my toy box.
    • Plastic
    • Slim
    • Vibrator
Follow-up commentary
This toy is for anyone looking for a cheap toy, it has vibrations, but with that is a loud noise. It is cheaply made, so do not expect it too last you very long. The length is too long, and it is not my personal size for width. If you get this one, I hope you do not have neighbors too close.
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  • She's Got The Jack
    Good review. Thank you!
  • SiNn
    ty for the review
  • Lilith's Girl Friday
    This sounds like a really bad toy. Thank you for the re-direct.
  • Gigi128
    Haha I just order this a few days ago. Thanks for the review.
  • The Curious Couple
    Good review, thanks!
  • Gigi128
    I hate this toy, it so loud!
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