Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by serenadinginsanity

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A good freebie

I would rate this item in the 'Not worth it' category. It's a fairly cheap toy, but the noise it makes is amazing, and while the vibrations are good, they aren't enough to offset the fact that you can hear this toy through closed doors. The vibrations are slightly numbing, even when on the lowest setting.
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Pros:
Multiple speeds, decent vibrations
Cons:
Vibrations can be very numbing, and it is rather loud--- not good for discreet fun!
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I got this toy as a free gift with my order, and I'm glad it was free. I mean, the vibrations are decent, though they can be numbing even on the lowest of the settings, but it was so loud! I mean, I had to turn the television up louder to cover the noise it made when I first turned it on. I could hear it when I went out of the room and shut the door. Behind another closed door, I don't think it would be noticeable though.

The vibrator itself is far from being conspicuous--- it's over six inches in length and bright white, and you can see part of the mechanics inside the tip. When it's on, you can see the parts moving around inside the clear plastic. The design is basic and unimaginative, though for some that's a good thing. It doesn't seem like it would be travel friendly at all. It's not waterproof, which is too bad because it might be a bit less noticeable if you used it in the shower.

The batteries rattle when you turn it on, adding to the noise, not to mention that it takes three batteries to run. The dial base is a bit hard to work, especially since you have to concentrate on not turning it up too far, which only has the affect of making you go numb--- not fun when you are in the middle of something! If you get the vibrator turned around, you can easily loose track of which direction you need to turn it to get more or less intense vibrations.

I guess for a free toy, it's not bad. It's certainly not a horrible toy, as it does get the job done. I'll definitely be keeping it as a backup vibrator, but I'm not stopping my search for a better one. It's not something I would recommend to a beginner, simply because the vibrations can get a bit intense. But if you are looking for a decent toy that's cheap, I would definitely tell you to give this one a try.
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  • padmeamidala
    Great review
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Thanks for the review.
  • Jenyana
    Good review, thanks, and welcome to the review community!
  • v23
    Good review. I got this as a free gift as well, I'm not a fan of it.
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