Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by CantankerousUnagi

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The Best Things in Life

For under $20, this vibe is one of the strongest out there. While it is definitely very loud and not exactly the prettiest pieces of plastic out there, the Ultimate will satisfy you if you enjoy intense vibrations.
STRONG vibrations, easy cleanup, simple
loud, too skinny
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The best things in life, they say, are free. In this case, this old adage rings quite true. My lady and I received this vibe for free with our most recent order and were skeptical of it at first. It does look like something one might purchase from a sketchy street vendor named Crazy Moe. If I had to guess, I would say it was part of some old stock that EF recently found hiding in the back of their warehouse.

The Ultimate Satisfier Slim is, shockingly enough: Slim. Its girth is about that of a large Sharpie. It is about eight inches or so long and made of non-porous, food grade plastic. Sort of resembles the plastic used in buffet restaurant tumblers. Despite our reservations, we turned it on and hoped for the best. Good GRIEF is this vibe ever LOUD! If you intend to use this vibe within five hundred feet of any other person, you’d probably best turn on a radio or the television. With vibes, you can have one of two things; you can have a quiet vibe or you can have a strong vibe. It’s a trade-off, one for the other. My girl likes strong vibrations from her toys and we’ve wasted a good chunk of money on the disposable bullet vibes and cheap pocket rockets.

My lady gives this toy her seal of approval; it is definitely loud but makes up for its loudness by giving out extremely strong vibrations. We’ll probably be buying another one somewhere down the line.

Some things you might need to know about this toy: It is not, strictly speaking, waterproof. This might suggest that you shouldn’t use it internally. That being said, this is exactly how we’ve been using it and have not yet encountered any problems. Additionally, when you receive the vibe, you naturally assume you are supposed to remove the paper tube inside the shaft of the vibe where the batteries go. Don’t. This gives you a slight muffling of the noise that this toy gives off.

All in all, a good toy. Even better for the fact we got it for free with a gift for a friend!
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My Ultimate satisfier slim tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Can be used on a partner
    • Easily handled
    • Strong vibrations
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • newfoundlust
    Thanks for the review. A little more detail about your experiences (best for clitoral, G, anal, etc) with it would be wonderful.
  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. I agree with Newfound. More info on the specifics of how the vibe is used, cleaned and stored would be nice.

    I also have to disagree with one of your assertions. "With vibes, you can have one of two things; you can have a quiet vibe or you can have a strong vibe." There are plenty of VERY powerful vibrators out there that are virtually silent, and I've had some as loud as lawnmower engines that were weak.

    Most of the high end Fun Factory vibes are very quiet and strong. The Wahl 7 in 1 plug in vibrator is quiet and powerful. The "Ultimate Massager" Pocket Rocket by Nasstoys is one of the most quiet and strong vibrators I own, which runs on batteries. These and literally hundreds others are both quiet and strong, and some loud and useless.

    Have you looked into Eden's Mentor Program to help you learn to write really helpful reviews? It's a good program and you can learn a lot. Also, using the Extended Template will prompt you so you include all data that people need to know.

    Keep on playing and writing.
  • Ansley
    I'm a vibrator snob and there is no way this is powerful enough for me, I've already reviewed it. Did your girlfriend complain about the seam near the head or the plastict dot on the tip?
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