Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by sexyintexas

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Seam Ripper

This would be an alright vibe if it wasn't for a seam that sticks out and scratches you and everything that it comes in contact with. Bad flaw, they should have caught this before passing it off as a quality vibrator.
Multi-speed, thin enough for beginners
Painful, scratchy seam
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Ultimate Satisfier Slim by Doc Johnson has good properties and some not so good in my opinion. It is a pretty powerful vibrator but the construction leaves a lot to be desired. The size would be great for beginners aside from the unsightly seam under the visible motor that catches and may turn off most users. I would recommend it as a vibe to stimulate outside areas before inserting it as it has a seam that scratches you and makes for unpleasant insertion.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This vibrator is made of hard plastic that is a food-grade material. It is latex-free, phthalates-free, hypo-allergenic as well as non-porous. There is no taste or smell. It is smooth on the tip, then there is a protruding seam before a lightly textured shaft. You really cant feel the textures once it is inserted but you can most definately feel the seam.

I cannot state enough how much this seam bothers me. It is very pronounced and unpleasant. It scratches you and if you were to thrust with this toy, I think you may actually rub yourself raw and cause bleeding.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This vibrator is 9 1/4" long and 1 1/4" in diameter at the widest point. It has an insertable length of 8 1/4". It is a little thinner at the bottom of the shaft and has a torpedo like tip where the motor is visible. 2 3/4" down is where you run into the seam before it goes into the textured shaft.

I think that the design would be good if you had the ambition to get a file and smooth out the seam, but I personally am not impressed enough with this vibe to take that time.

Functions / Performance / Controls

As it is hard plastic, the vibrations travel evenly through the vibrator. It is not water-proof but I think that water rinsing away the lube would just make it more painful anyway. It is operated with 3-AA baterries that are placed in the screw open battery compartment located on the bottom. The vibrator is operated with a dial controller that adjusts your speed from a very low vibe to a medium-high one. It is fairly easy to operate and does not require instruction.

The best part of this vibe is the weight that makes it vibrate is visible in the see-thru top which is pretty interesting to see. It gives you a peek into the world of vibrators and what normally makes me so happy.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is simple with a wipe or soap and water. Be sure to remove the batteries before cleaning and storing. Be careful to avoid getting water in the battery compartment as there is no seal on it. The seam that is under the head of the shaft has to be cleaned thoroughly because of the way that it "lips" out it will hold fluids.

It came in a plastic bag, that is all, so I would store it in a bag to keep it dirt free between uses.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Ivy Wilde
    Ouch! Sorry that the seam was so uncomfortable. But Thanks for the review!
  • sexyintexas
    Thanks, I will be saving my batteries on this one. I can think of a lOT better ways to use them. I want to order right now but I am waiting because the thought of getting another one of these is not something I want to do. Normally if I get duplicates I have friends that I will give them too, but I like my friends better than that.
  • newfoundlust
    Thanks for the blunt review.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Ugh, I hate toys with seams so much! Why can't they just take an extra few seconds to really finish the toy?
  • sexyintexas
    I know right and it isn't a little seam...it sticks out enough and jagged enough to scratch the crap out of you.
  • Noira Celestia
    Aww I'm getting one of these in the mail with my order I just made but now I'm not so excited about it. Is it possible the seam on yours was a flaw? I hope so.
  • sexyintexas
    Possible but not likely, it seems that it is just made this way.
  • aliceinthehole
    hmm... i'm getting one as a free gift too. have you tried filing that awful seam down at all? i bet that would help.

    thanks for reviewing!
  • One of Five
    well... i'm getting mine as a free gift.... i guess i'll take a few minutes to file it down so that its smoother.....

    thanks for the warning and the review!!!!
  • sexyintexas
    I probably will, I hate to waste anything and the vibes are good...its just the seam that messes it up.
  • Antipova
    Your title suits the shape of the vibe, too---all slender and menacing. It's just missing the upswoop with the little ball on top---and I don't think seam rippers make good sex toys any more than toys with seams make good sex toys.
  • sexyintexas
    Lol, I know. I am getting another one with my Pikilo...ugh!
  • GTXecutive
    Ow, sorry it was a panful experience!
  • Noira Celestia
    I just got mine and I don't feel a noticeable seam on it, only a faint one.
  • Noira Celestia
    To elaborate, the seem itself doesn't bother me so much as the over all texture of the rest of the toy isn't very pleasant over all for insertion in my opinion.
  • sexyintexas
    Glad you liked yours better. I will get another one today. Maybe mine was just defective.
  • Noira Celestia
    Looks like other people had a problem with the seam too, maybe it's just not made very well and so the seam varies on each toy? I liked it at first but it keeps over heating on me or randomly turning off in a short periods of time, so I'm assuming they're just poorly made.
  • Stephanie Marie
    Great review!!!
  • sexyintexas
    I have a couple of them now and they all seem to have the seam, although it varies on how much it sticks out. I can't bring myself to use it enough to overheat it lol.
  • unfulfilled
    Great review, and I wondered why they had taken this off the free gifts. I'm sorry that yours were not enjoyable for you.
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