Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Eva Schwaltz

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This is a very loud vibrator, so if you are worried about people hearing it, then don’t get this. If noise is not an issue, then the shapely design and intense vibrations will certainly get the job done.
Good length, Nice design, Powerful
Not waterproof, Very loud!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This traditional vibrator from Doc Johnson is a powerful but noisy toy that has very strong vibrations. It is best used externally, as there is a seam just below the head. It is quite long so if you want to insert this vaginally or anally, it would be a good idea to put a condom over it. There is no O-ring around the battery compartment so you can’t take it in the shower with you or submerge it.

I think it would be great for massages because the vibrations are intense. A nice soft covering for the head would give awesome massages, but nevertheless, it doesn’t come with anything like that.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Loud
    • Noisy
    • Not discreet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The entire toy is made of hard plastic. The head is a nice smooth plastic, and the shaft is more rough. It is white and somewhat clear, so you can see how the motor works. There was also no strange odors when I received it.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy has a shapely design that is a bit more unique than most traditional vibrators. The shape is like an hour glass with a pronounced head.

The total length of this toy is 9 1/4” inches long, with an insertable length of 8 inches. The circumference is 3.25", so it is fairly slim. There is a seam below the head at 2 3/4” from the tip that may bother some users.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are a little hard to describe, but they are a bit more on the rumbly side, and they don’t diminish at all when pressure is applied. The turn dial at the base gradually increases the intensity of the vibrations, and turn it the opposite way to turn it back off. It requires some effort to twist it so you may not accidentally change it during use. Since it is made of plastic, it is compatible with all types of lube.

It takes three AA batteries that are not included. The cap twists off and you insert the batteries pointy side first.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

You can use a damp cloth and soap to clean this toy, just be careful not to get the battery compartment wet. Plastic won’t react with other materials so you can store it anywhere, and you don’t have to worry about loose particles sticking to it. Be sure to store it without the batteries left inside of it.
    • Easy to store


The packaging was very minimal. The toy was kept in a plastic bag cover. There is a paper inside the battery compartment that explains how to put the batteries in. I kept the paper inside hoping it would soften the noise of the toy, but it really didn’t make a difference.
    • Minimal


I’m glad I got this as a free gift with my order. This toy is a monster. Not in size, but in sound. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could scare away the neighborhood kids with this thing and pretend it’s a missile. In fact, that might be a good use for it. Even my cats are afraid of it, and they will put up with almost anything to snuggle in bed with me, but not with this toy around.
Follow-up commentary
I don’t use this toy at all. It is simply too loud. I haven’t thrown it out because I don’t like wasting things, so hopefully I find a good home for it.
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  • kelaaa33wish
    It is loud, I have this one too. Thanks for the review.
  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!!
  • LostBoy988
    Nice job on the review
  • NuclearTeapot
    I was thinking about getting this as a freebie. Thanks for the great review!
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