MiMi - discreet massager discontinued by Je Joue - review by Jobthingy

Opening the small booklet that comes in the box, the very first thing you read is "Introducing MiMi, your perfect first toy" and they are not kidding. MiMi is indeed perfect for anyone from the first time toy buyer to the girl that has one of everything.

She is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and packs such a punch you would never believe that looking at such an elegant toy she could have you putty in her hands.

MiMi is an external use vibrator. She is used for external vaginal stimulation, nipple stimulation and even can be used in the place of a massage stone. Men can use her too along the scrotum or the perineum. She is nothing you would want to use internally, it would not be comfortable and she was just not made for that.

MiMi has a hard inner core that is covered, seamlessly with 100% body safe silicone. It is velvety smooth and does have a little bit of drag, but not too much. She did have a slight smell coming out of the box but it was not her so much as the plastic mold she is sitting in. That is what stinks. I took her out of there and let her air after a washing and she was just fine.

She has no bumps or ridges. Just smooth perfection. At one end are the 2 metal buttons (which are also charging ports but more on that later), but everything is sealed tight so you can bring MiMi with you in the tub.

MiMi looks like a purple, silicone massage stone. Sort of an egg shape, but flatter. She is only 3.25 inches in length. She fits perfectly in the palm of your hand and is small enough to even use between bodies with your partner.

She really does not look like a sex toy at all if discretion is what you are after. She can easily be stored just about anywhere because she is so small.

MiMi is controlled by 2 buttons on her base. One has a + and the other has a -. To turn her on, simply push down on + for 2 seconds and she will start on her lowest vibration setting. Continuing to push + will increase her power through the 5 levels of vibrations. Pushing it after she has reached her highest level will bring you into pattern mode. The patterns MiMi has are slow pulse, high pulse, slow speed roller coaster, medium speed roller coaster, and fast speed roller coaster.

At any point you can push the - button to scroll backwards or hold it down for 2 seconds and she goes off. She is not very loud though, so you need not worry too much about her waking anyone up. Under my duvet I can barely hear her and can't at all through a closed door.

There is no locking of the buttons but they are fairly hard to push so I would not worry much about them being pushed accidentally.

Because MiMi is waterproof, cleaning is so easy. Wash her with soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner. If you are wanting to give her a deep down clean, you can use a 10% bleach solution on her.

Charging her is easy as well. Simply put the magnetic charger on the metal buttons, plug in the adapter and let it go. Initially you will want to charge her for 2 hours. A 2 hour charge will give you 2 hours of play time.

She does not come with a toy pouch so I keep her and her charger in a small pouch I have made just to keep the cat hair and dust bunnies off her that so easily collect on silicone.

MiMi comes in a gorgeous, sturdy black box that is not at all intimidating and would be perfect for gift giving. It ties with a simple black satin ribbon and on the box says Je Joue. It is shrink wrapped when you receive it which is lovely. You know you are the first one to touch her.

If you choose to keep the box for storage, once you take the plastic mold out she sits in, you can toss a few other items in there as well. Perhaps some lube, or a few other small vibrators. Just be sure to not put her in with anything that may melt into her (like jelly or TPE).

This toy is incredible. I had read a few rave reviews on Mimi and knew I had to have her. I am not disappointed in the least. I am a HUGE fan of clitoral stimulation and Mimi has the magic touch. She can take you any way you want to go from a light tickle and tease to a fast hard orgasm. She really is the perfect (external) toy.