MiMi - discreet massager discontinued by Je Joue - review by Curious Cloud

Oh Mimi. Where to begin?

This lux clitoral vibrator is just beautiful! Coming dressed in 100% body safe silicone in, pink, rose, purple and black, she is ready for any occasion, even the shower! I personally chose the deep hue of rose. With her ergonomic curves, she fits both left and right hands, as well as your partners hands. Without being too loud she can deliver 5 levels of vibrations and 5 pulse patterns that will drive you wild.

Covered in 100% body safe silicone, it's soft and smooth to the touch, easily glides and caresses your most intimate areas. The MiMi's silicone body has no smell or taste upon opening, and does not hold smells or create smells after use and cleaning. Cleaning is quick and simple with warm water and soap, toy wipes or your choice of other cleaning products made for silicone.

The Silicone also carries the 5 unique vibrations and 5 pulsation settings, right to the spots you want.

The simple + and - buttons make it easy for all users to turn the MiMi "On" and "Off" as well as change the setting patterns.

The sleek design is great for all users. It fits all hands no matter which your preference. It's powerful without being loud and over powering, and numbing your hands. The size is perfect for my personal tastes, however if you are looking for a pinpoint vibe, you will not find it here. While the tip is rounded and narrow, unless you hold it vertical you will not pinpoint the clit entirely. But it is a great change of pace and for experimenting.

The MiMi has 10, yes TEN, different settings.

5 levels of vibrations and 5 pulsations modes.

VIBRATION SETTINGS;
The first - is a light and soft tease.
The second- is a little more intense, nothing to start moaning over.
The third- is a lot more intense, here is where it could start separating the beginners from the advanced users, being too intense for beginners and too light for advanced or more intense loving users.
The Forth- is to me a very intense rocking good time, again it could prove too much for beginners.
and the Fifth- Is the "mack-daddy" of Vibration settings, it is very intense deep vibrations, that drum in a very fast paced vibrations. The vibrations are a great rumble of unexpected bliss from such a petite sized toy.

PULSE SETTINGS;
The pulsation patterns are pretty standard.
1- Buzz-Buzz-Buzz
2- Buzz-Buzzzzz-Buzz
3- Buzzzzzzzz-Buzzzzzzzz-Buzzzzzzzz
4-a roller-coaster type vibration, low to high to low.
5-random buzzz and repeat

These aren't the most unique patterns I have experienced but they are quite fun.

The intensity between the levels of vibrations and pulse settings is exactly what I wanted when It came to choosing the MiMi. I didn't want just a one type toy, I wanted it all, and MiMi did not disappoint. She gave me exactly what I wanted, where I wanted it, and then kept giving!

The final gift was how silent MiMi is. With the lowest settings I couldn't hear it over the blanket, even without the television or stereo, and is practically impossible to hear through the door. With the mid level and the highest settings you can barely hear a light hum (less than a phone on vibrate) over the covers, nothing though the door, and nothing over the television or stereo. In the shower, its a light hum, but unless you are pressing your ear against the door and listen closely, its inaudible.

CONTROL BUTTONS;
MiMi has a simple + and - buttons on the base.

This is where a lot of people have had their issues. They can be a little difficult to press, but I didn't mind, it let me know positively that I was in a new setting, and not let me skip or slip into another setting, killing my mood. Don't get me wrong, there is a good bit of tension and there isn't an audible sound to let you know that you have "clicked" into the next setting but its not impossible to press them.

Holding down the + will turn the MiMi on, and each additional press with cycle you through the various speeds and functions. The - button will take you back to previous speed settings or turn the MiMi off when held. Once you get the hang of the buttons, they're very easy to use.

CHARGING:
Expect a few hours to charge MiMi, which can be a frustrating wait.
Once charged, MiMi will last 2-3 hours of continuous play, or roughly 2 days if you use her to just have a quick go.

However, the charged unused time is a bit short. If I fully charge mine and leave it, it tends to die after 2 weeks, and will require re-charging. I recommend charging after each use for optimum use and most intense power.

Now the lights on MiMi are handy once you understand them. MiMi will have a full non blinking red light when fully charged and connected to the charger. When charging the light blinks, and will continue to blink until fully charged. Sadly there isn't a "warning low battery" light.

The charger itself is magnetic: two round magnets at the base of MiMi connect it to the charger.

MiMi is waterproof, making the cleaning easy. I personally use wipes to clean my MiMi,or a simple mild soap and water, however you can NOT boil this MiMi to sterilize it. And make sure you only use water-based lubes with your MiMi, silicone lubes can damage the material.


And since we're talking about water, make sure your battery contacts are dry before charging. You could be in for a shock if you don't, and possibly rust or have your toy degrade.

MiMi can be stored just about anywhere. She doesn't pick up lint and dust like other toys, but she comes in such a wonderfully elegant box that I recommend storing her there. The packaging is incredibly discreet and elegant, you won't have to worry about it screaming SEX TOY! SEX TOY!, but you might have some curious peekers, who want to see whats in such a beautiful box.

On a side note I modified my box for accommodation of the charger. I simply cut a small notch out of one side, so the cord could reach from MiMi to the wall itself. Making it easy to store and charge at the same time.