Bottle rockets Saturn - sex toy by Evolved Novelties - review by unfulfilled

Off to saturn we go

For such a small toy, Bottle Rockets Saturn packs a great punch. It is discreet and can be carried practically anywhere from the bedroom, to the bathroom, or with you on your travels.
Small, discreet, powerful
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Bottle Rockets Saturn can be used for shallow vaginal insertion as well as stimulating the clitoris, vulva, and inner labia lips. It could also be used to tease and caress your body during foreplay over all of your erogenous zones that enjoy attention and being stimulated.

All users can appreciate its waterproof capabilities allowing for some great fun in the tub or shower. Beginners will appreciate that it is small and does not look like a realistic penis making it not intimidating at all.

Material / Texture

This vibrator is made out of a hard plastic and does not have any flexability to it at all. Plastic is considered an 8 on the safety scale and is non-porous so it won't harbor any bacteria. It is also made from food grade material and is considered phthalate free, latex free, and hypo-allergenic.

This was the first product I have ordered that had any texture to it. The Bottle Rocket Saturn has 21 rings going around it that I really like. I do not consider the texture to be too harsh for beginners because as I mentioned this is the first product I ordered that has had any texture to it and for me it was not unpleasant.

It did not have any smell or taste to it right out of the box.

Design / Shape / Size

The bottle rockets Saturn comes in purple and blue. I chose blue this time because I have a lot of purple toys and I was wanting something different this time. It is a light blue with a silver ring where it comes apart for battery placement. It has a pointy end where the 1 push button control is located. Evolved is written below the silver ring.

It fits in the palm of my hand and would be easy to travel with; just stick it in your pocket, purse, or bag and off you go.

It has an overall length of 4 3/4" long, with an insertable length of 3 1/2". It has a circumference of 3" at the top, progresses to 3 ¼”, then 2 3/4" in the middle, and 3 1/4” at the bottom.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are 3 settings low, medium, and high. The vibrations are considered buzzy to me and vibrates my hand when holding it. The vibrations are located throughout the entire shaft of the toy as well as along the tip.

It has a push button control that is located at the bottom of the toy and is easy to control. Press one time to turn it on and cycle through the three setting and to turn it off. That push button is very finicky. I always accidentally bump it off when holding it in my hand. You do not have to apply very much pressure to it at all and the next thing you know is it's off. I consider this very annoying when you're in the middle of things and it turns off.

For such a small toy, this is pretty powerful and I really like that because I need power to be able to climax. Unfortunately, it does not have the right kind of vibrations for me because i prefer vibrations that are more rumbly and focused deeper in the toy rather than at the surface.

It is waterproof as the manufacturer claims so it can be a fun companion in the tub or shower.

As far as noise goes, it is not whisper quiet, but cannot be heard through the door or thin walls, and does not require any background noise. I would not suggest using it in a room with someone that you do not want to hear it with because they would be able to hear it while in close proximity to you.

Care and Maintenance

It did not come with any additional storage bag. It is small enough to store in your lingerie drawer, toybox, or wherever you store your toys. I keep mine in my lingerie drawer with my other toys.

The rings collect juices and lubricant and can be a pain to clean but since it is waterproof that makes things a little bit easier. Wash before and after each use with mild soap and warm water or your favorite antibacterial toy cleaner. Always remove batteries when not in use to prolong the life of the toy.

Plastic allows you a diverse selection when choosing a lubricant because it is compatible with water, oil, silicone, and hybrid lubricants.


This is my second product from Evolved and I have noticed they are different in their packaging than other manufactures. Instead of using boxes, Evolved packages their products in clear plastic containers. The Bottle Rockets Saturn is one of the most innovative packages I have ever seen. My husband even commented that he liked it, and he never likes anything. It is shaped like a coke bottle with an old-fashioned metal lid. The lid does twist off, but that’s not how the toy comes out. You unscrew the bottom of the container and the Bottle Rockets Saturn is in there. The front has Bottle Rockets waterproof Saturn written in purple with a white outline and three powerful speeds written in pink below that. The back mentions all of the features it has. Evolved Novelties is written at the bottom where you unscrew it. It is not a discreet package because you are clearly able to see the Bottle Rockets Saturn enclosed in the clear plastic bottle.


Overall, I really like this toy even though I wish it would have more rumbly vibrations. For such a small toy, this beauty is pretty powerful which is hard to find. I love that it is discreet and waterproof. It doesn't produce orgasm's for me, but I enjoy using it during foreplay teasing my body.
Follow-up commentary
In all the time I've had this, I haven't been able to reach climax with it. The vibrations are powerful but are on the buzzy side and my body just does not work well with buzzier vibrations. I love Evolved as a company and I adore their packaging. As a vibrator, I think it is best suited for those who prefer buzzier vibrations and do not require a full 5 Vrooms to be able to reach climax. If that is you, then this would be a good product to try. For me, it's not the best toy I have.
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  • blacklodge
    These are so adorable.
  • unfulfilled
    It really is cute!
  • padmeamidala
    Going to put this on my wish list. Thanks for a great review.
  • Airen Wolf
    I've been eyeing these for ages.....too cute!
  • unfulfilled
    Thanks for reading you two.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • skeeterlynn
    Thank you!
  • DollySays
    Thanks for the review!
  • hawaiian chick
    i just ordered on of the other ones. I think the packaging is to awesome! Great review!
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