Bottle rockets Saturn - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by jexruyah

Ship size has nothing to do with the ocean baby.

This product was fantastic and is still getting the job done a year down the line. I can't say that for many toys, especially one it's size and as much as I use it.
Vibration, Size, Lasting, Colour, Price, Waterproof, Used anywhere
Only the battery compartment metal piece
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
This product was my first. I have to say it was perfect. Small enough to hide and not hurt when being first inserted. The vibrations are amazing on this tiny little thing as well. This product stayed true in being waterproof, I approved of the no leak. The only issue I had really was the little silver line at the battery compartment; it started chipping off from too much fluid I'm assuming. I'm not quite sure exactly, just an assumption.

This tiny little guy was perfect for preparing for other items. It didn't stretch me wider than I was used to or anything. It was the best first time buy ever. I still have it and it works amazingly as well.

I'm in love with the colour of this product; I'm a bit sad that I didn't purchase it in purple though now that I saw that it could have been in a different colour.

The packaging of this product is also very cute. I love that it comes in a bottle. I'm contemplating buying another one of these babies because of the sheer excellence. I've had other toys these days and none of them last as long as the bottle rocket.

The other difference is that it's smaller than most. The size of this toy is amazing, it is super compact and fits into a pencil drawer by my bed that no one ever seems to notice. It is super easy to clean up, just need a quick rinse off.

I am not much into the ribbed part of the product, but then again, I'm not a rib type person. I probably would have liked this product a little more had it been smooth, but that's just a personal preference. In the end, I would buy this product again.
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My Bottle rockets Saturn tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I love the title! i loved this toy too!
  • Tori Rebel
    Great review! The packaging is fantastic.
  • Sammi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Madeira
    Sounds lovely
  • Online
    Thanks for the review!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for reviewing.
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    thanks for the review!!!!
  • Iron Man
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