All the fizzle of a bottle rocket, But no bang

I would definitely recommend the Evolved Saturn Bottle Rocket, so long as you don't need really strong vibrations. Everything about it says quality and the price is very reasonable.
Extremely well made, waterproof, easy to use.
Vibrations not strong enough.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I had so hoped that this would be the "one", the cordless bullet vibrator to end all bullets. I have been searching for the right bullet, and as of yet I still haven't found it. But don't get too discouraged. If you have a sensitive clit, then you just might love it. I, on the other hand, do not. I need real power!

The Evolved Waterproof Saturn Bottle Rocket is adorable! It's made of phalate-free ABS plastic with a somewhat velvety coating and comes in purple or blue. The Saturn is a 4 1/2 inch long oval hour glass shaped bullet, and is indented with horizontal rings all through it. Thus the name "Saturn".

I chose the Saturn because of the rings and I did like the texture and the sensations they created. The top and bottom sections are separated by a slender silver band. The bottom screws off for the battery compartment. At the end is the on/off push button. It only requires one AA battery, which seemed to last quite a while. The packaging is adorable. It comes in a clear little pop bottle with a metal cap that can be used for storage. It also has a decent weight to it, which I really liked.

To get the vibrator going just push the button at the bottom. I've had other bullets that have this feature and I have to say this one is very well made. Usually the button on others feels flimsy, and they break easily. But you can tell that won't happen with this vibe. There is only one speed, which is a medium strength high pitched vibration. My personal preference is more of a deeper vibration that can be felt by more than just the top skin layers. The Saturn is fairly quiet and discreet.

I have tried this several times because I really wanted to love it, but I don't. For me, this bullet is a total tease. At first when I put it against my clit it kind of tickled, which is a nice feeling. But after a bit, no amount of pressure or movement seemed to get me anywhere. So I kept giving up, and grabbing another more powerful toy to finish the job. I have tried it in the shower with no luck. But I do have to say that the battery compartment does stay dry. So at least I can tell you it's safe to use in water. I've also tried it during intercourse. Again, no luck.

Because the Saturn is waterproof and made of plastic, it is easy to clean and any type of lube, or no lube at all will work. I would definitely recommend the Evolved Saturn Bottle Rocket so long as you don't need really strong deep vibrations. There really are hardly any cons to this vibe. Everything about it says quality and the price is very reasonable.
Follow-up commentary
I never use this vibrator any more. It just wasn't powerful enough for me. So it's tucked away in the back of a drawer. I suppose if all of my other vibrators break, and I can't get another one, and I really need to have an orgasm, I will dig it out.
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  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    I found the textures/shapes of these toys to be ridiculous but maybe that's just me? I mean, I don't use a toy like this on it's side and it's useless internally.
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    In order to enjoy the texture you would need to use the sides. And yes it would be useless internally. All in all, I think it probably wouldn't be for you.
  • Contributor: lamira
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: nickodemus
    Nice review.
  • Contributor: Online
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Thanks everyone!
  • Contributor: IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: tnkrbll86575
    thanx 4 review
  • Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: tffnyandrs
    cool review! sorry it didn't do so great for you! keep on looking, to big a market not to find the one!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    So true. And I found the right one quite a while back. So I'm happy now!
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Still looks cute. :/
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