Bottle rockets Saturn - traditional vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by cobiffle

Size has never matter so little when it comes to the rings of Saturn

They say size matters but not when it comes to this toy. This discreet toy can bring the vibration that can please anybody and the perfect vibrator for clitoral stimulation. If you are home alone or with the one you love for a night of fun, nothing of it size can compare to the enjoyment of this bottle rocket. The feeling you receive will make you seem as if you are out of this world.
Strong vibrations, great for couple use, easy to use, perfect for anybody, discreet, waterproof
Hassle to put back in bottle, only good for vibration, lack of size
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


At first when my girlfriend and I started to look at this toy, I was not sure about it at all because it seemed like it was huge. Something that could be my size with a strong vibration always would scare a boyfriend. When finally receiving it in the mail all of that went away. The Saturn is the perfect toy for almost any area on the body but it has to be the best we have tried in a few areas. Surprisingly it is better at teasing nipples then many nipple vibrators as the low settings are perfect for stimulating that area. The best use for it though is for stimulating the clitoris during foreplay or sex. The little extra oomph that it gives will help bring a better orgasm for both. Its small size is not made for insertion so more experienced vibrator users might not enjoy this product as much.

Sorry my fellow guys but this toy will not do much for you at all except get you turned on. It is made for the ladies to get some excitement. Do not worry though because you can have some fun with this vibrator too. Get her to take a nice shower with you and surprise her when you slowly rub her body down with strong vibrations that make her knees week. Also how about when doing a less intimate position like doggy style, reach under and use the Saturn on her clitoris to bring her to the best orgasm of her life.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Saturn is made of a high quality plastic that is very safe and a satin sheets feeling of smoothness. This smoothness really helps the texture become extremely enjoyable. It has rings that go around the toy from top to bottom with each ring being about 1/8 of an inch wide. That might not seem like much but it really helps when playing with the g-spot. The product does have a slight smell to it at first but after washing it one time before use it goes away significantly. After awhile it goes away completely but this is a problem that comes with most toys that my girlfriend and I have tried out.

Design / Shape / Size

Saturn is one of the biggest planets in the universe but this Saturn can always be kept a secret. It is only 4 1/2 inches long with about 3 inches for insertion and 7/8 of an inch wide which is the perfect toy to hide when needed. This discreet size makes it perfect for travel and for women who want something more for just the vibration. If you are wanting a lot of penetration then this toy is not for you at all. The shape is perfect for inserting just far enough to reach the g-spot and letting the vibration take control. Since the motor is at the head of this toy, you will be able to feel all the power it has at its biggest point. The toy dips in a slight amount in the middle which does help for it to stay in. The back of the toy is flared out a fair amount which might allow you to try out this toy anally but this is all a personal opinion.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are so many toys out there that have many features for you to use but sometimes simple is better. You truly get this with the Bottle Rocket Saturn as it has very basic functions that does not surprise you at all. There is a simple click button at the very bottom of the toy that is extremely easy to use, especially when want to change it to a higher speed vibration. There are three different speeds with the slowest one being a tingling that is amazing for teasing and the strongest has enough punch to take anybody all the way. The reason it is able to bring such a punch is the motor is in the tip of the toy, which allows a stronger vibration to come out. The one problem is that if you wish to slow it down you must go through all the cycles, which means it having to be off for a second.

There is also a couple other features about this toy that make it a perfect toy for anybody living in a house with kids or in a apartment. The toy is extremely quiet for how strong it is, once it is inside you can not hear it at all. This is an amazing thing because there is no way anybody else will know you are using it. Also the fact that it is waterproof makes the shower another fun idea.

Batteries are always a problem with some toys but the Saturn only takes a single AA battery that so far has been able to last us at least 5 hours. When the batteries do run out its a quick fix as all you must do is unscrew the bottom real quickly, replace the battery, and screw it back on. At most this will take just a couple of seconds so you can get back to having fun.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is great for how easy it is to clean and the battery life. All you need is warm water, soap, and cheap toothbrush in order to keep it clean as possible. The toothbrush is a must because you need something that can scrub into the crevices of the texture because without this you will find hardened lube and bodily fluids in them the next time you try to use the vibrator. Water based lubrication's would be the best choice for this toy as other lubrication's do not come off as easily.

Even though it is a discreet device, you must store it somewhere. That can be a problem for this vibrator as the packaging it comes in is nice but annoying to place back into the bottle. It seems as easy as just putting it back in after you unscrew the bottom of the bottle but you must also unscrew the vibrator to put it back in its holder. This is a very small thing but it does get annoying that you have to do this after every time you use it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • SexyySarah
    Great job on this review!!!
  • namelesschaos
    Very good first review. Welcome to Eden.
  • cobiffle
    Thank you!
  • wetone123
    Nice 1st review! But I feel jipped! Mine only has 1 speed! peace to you
  • sixfootsex
    Thanks for the review! Love that it's so easy to clean.
  • Enchantedkitty
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ghost
    Looks cute.
  • Cherrylane
    Great review! Thanks!
  • Iron Man
    Ouch, only 3 inches for insertion. Don't think I'll be getting this.
  • noelleish
    thanks for the review!
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