Bottle rockets Saturn - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by wetone123

Small, But Full Of Surprises

Saturn, while being simplistic in function and size, is a great, discreet toy to have around if you enjoy the act of teasing yourself in unusual settings or simply need a quick pick-me-up. It's just powerful enough to send you to the edge without
falling over that edge. Great for foreplay, bathtime, clit and dip time!
It's inexpensive, not a battery guzzler and is great for both beginners and advanced users.
Beautifully packaged, it is also great for gift giving.
Inexpensive, yet durable
1 speed
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


When I received my package with Bottle Rockets Saturn I, like everyone else, had expected that it would be bigger, it certainly looked bigger on the pictures I had seen, plus it was in a bottle! Bottles are generally bigger than this one!
Anyway, I examined the new toy and realized it was a toy that was good both in material and construction. It's basically a bullet. I do not have many bullets and none as unique as this one so I was not unpleased. The price was right, afterall, and I did need a small discreet toy such as this. Every woman does, right? Right!

I now call Saturn my teaser/pleaser. It's my go to toy for when I need a little stimulation without dragging my big Hitachi out. When I first got Saturn, I usually kept it in the side table beside my recliner where I usually watch movies and such. As I sit there often it was very convenient for me to reach for when I had a little itch to scratch. I find that nowadays I seem to bring Saturn with me wherever I go!
It is the perfect toy to have kinky interludes of joy in the most unusual places! Yes, it has turned out to be a great source of excitement in my life.

The best uses for this toy are to stimulate the clitoris, vulva, and inner labia lips. I like Saturn as a nipple teaser also.

Anyone can use this toy and feel stimulated from beginner to advanced, as everyone needs a little stimulation to get them through the day and can't always bring out the big guns. Beginners will be mightily pleased that it is small and in no way intimidating and feels great on their feminine parts without hurting. While advanced users will use this toy for discreet quickies of pleasure. This product may not get you all the way, but a small thrill goes a long way, I've found.

I think the best occasion to use this toy is when you need a pick-me-up throughout the day. At least that's when I use it.
A little laundry here, a little Rocket there, a little cooking here, a little Saturn there and so on.
Lunch with the girls here, bathroom time there. A little shopping here, well you get the jist. Also great in the car while you are waiting on someone or in a traffic jam! I am amazing myself everyday at the ingenuity and skill I have developed in which to find new and unique places to tease and pleasure myself. If this toy were just a little quieter...I keep thinking...NO, NO, NO! I might find myself in real trouble!*
NOTE TO SELF: Find a toy with 4 vrooms and 1 bee!
By the end of the day I'm more than ready for the big guns!

*In saying this I am in no way trying to endorse the usage of sex toys in the general public. I am very careful not to be in the vicinity of other people while still indulging in what feels to me like a new and exciting thrill. The noise would draw the attention of anyone closeby. Even in a bathroom stall, I stop immediately if anyone enters. This is where the on/off feature comes in very handy!
This toy is just as pleasureable in the privacy of my own home.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • In a recliner
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Teaser/pleaser
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

For the most part, Bottle Rockets Saturn is made of Velvet Cote Plastic, which is velvety to the touch, non-porous and phthalate-free. Velvet cote is easy to clean, lubricant friendly and a great conductor of vibrations.
The battery cap is made with hard ABS plastic.
This material rates a safety level of 8 which is pretty safe for the body. Saturn had a faint smell when it arrived, but there is none at all now. I rarely taste the toys I get, so I can make no comment on that subject.

The texture of Saturn has 1/8 of an inch rings that go all around the shaft from the top all the way down to the battery cap.
A very slight texture to be sure, but the sensation is good and feels very stimulating.
The texture should not be a problem for anyone, and will bring much joy to some.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Evolved Novelties has a line of these tiny, yet powerful vibrators. Nova, Orion, Applo and Saturn.
I like the design of Bottle Rockets Saturn, and chose it because of it's textural rings.
The small shaft has a rounded sort of hour glass figure with rings throughout, while the battery cap is sleek shaped and resembles a large pencil top and the control on the bottom looks like the lead you would write with.
The size is great for the purpose it is used for, but I lean toward that the size is for beginners. By no means does this take away from the advanced user, as the toy is mainly used to pin point outer pleasure zones.
This toy is very easy to stick into a purse, case, or travel bag so anyone can have vibrations on the go. Saturn's shape and design is very discreet and is not likely to draw attention unless displayed in the cute packaging it comes in. And only then because of that cuteness. I have had no problems with hiding it at all.


Length 4 1/2"
Insertable length 3 1/4"
Circumference 3"
Diameter 7/8"
It is extremely light weighing in at 0.1 lb.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The functions of Saturn are really very simple! There is a little button on the end of the bullet that you push to turn Saturn on. You may have to work with the amount of time/pressure you use to push the button to get it to stay on. At first I thought you had to continually push to get it to stay on, but it turned out that I just did not give it the time/pressure it needed. Once you get that down, it's a breeze to use! That same button turns the toy off. The position of the button makes it very simple and convenient to turn on and off at whim.

It's nice to have a simple, easy toy in your collection which you do not even have to think about to use. Takes the strain out of the brain! I find that I need that sometimes.

There is 1 steady vibration, and it is pretty strong considering the size of Bottle Rockets Saturn! I give it a 3 1/2 out of 5. The vibrations are felt throughout the toy, strongest at it's tip.

Battery insertion is also simplistic, as you need only need to unscrew the hard plastic battery cap at the bottom, and insert 1 AA battery and screw the cap back on.

Saturn is very loud close up, but I left it on and put in on my pillow, walked about 7' away with no door between us and it was not a very loud sound at all, so if the door is closed I doubt anyone will notice the humming sound of this toy.

Saturn has been submerged in my tub many times and it keeps on going strong! This is my only waterproof toy at this point, and I love this feature! Lying back in a hot, steamy bubble bath using this on my inner labia and clit just delights me!
Another great point about Saturn is that it is not a battery guzzler. I have not had to change it out and have used it for hours and hours (wish I had timed myself).
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Bottle Rockets Saturn is also a breeze to clean! I only use water based lube, so I have not had the problem of having to put a brush to it. I simply use anti-bacterial soap, hot water and a washcloth, twisting the toy in the cloth while holding the cloth firmly around it. I also clean Saturn before anything has a chance to harden on the surfaces. No fuss, no muss. If on the go, use a faucet with hot water, or a baby wipe, or both to get debris off before it hardens.

With this toy you can use any type of lube, water based is just my personal favorite at this point and time.
If, however, you use other types of lubes, be sure to get a toothbrush, nail brush or any small brush to go into the many circular crevices of this toy and clean them out, as it is harder to clean these other lubes out with just soap and water.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • Easy on batteries


Evolved really did a great job on packaging the whole line of Bottle Rockets toys, which are packaged adorably, and uniquely in a small plastic soda bottle design, complete with a real soda bottle top! The toys are cleverly held in place by a plastic ring screwed into the base inside between the toy and it's battery cap, making the toy seem to float in the bottle.
The toys are well presented and the bottles are sturdy and efficient.

The Saturn bottle itself is clear with pink writing, stating "Bottle Rockets" in bold letters, followed by Waterproof Saturn below that. On the back it explains everything you need to know about this toy, so it's highly informative.

To get the toy out, you must first unscrew the bottom of the bottle, then remove the battery cap from the plastic ring which holds the toy upright in the bottle. From there, add your battery, replace cap and you're ready to go!

As tempted as I was to keep storing Saturn in this gorgeous little bottle, I ultimately decided not to because it drew attention to itself that way, but if you'd like to it's perfect for storage. The bottle is made of a durable, hard to break plastic material, plus the little ring inside keeps the toy stable inside.

The adorable little soda bottle is so cute, it is perfect for gift giving, and there are sure to be oohs and ahhs while the recipient takes in this unique presentation. A different sort of ooh and ahh session will be following shortly thereafter! Making friends happy has never been so fun and inexpensive.
    • Good for storage
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I am not the type to enjoy small toys with shallow insertion very often. I usually like intense vibration along with deep penetration. This toy however, supplies the extra zest I sometimes need on the go and in between long mind blowing orgasms. Saturn is just the ticket for short spurts of clitoral enjoyment throughout the day. Being waterproof makes it lovely in the bath for some hot foreplay, and makes you juicy for the main event!
    • Cute
    • Foreplay
    • Inexpensive


My favorite thing to do with Saturn is what I like to call the clit and dip. I hold it firmly to my clit, tease the whole outside of my vaginal region until I am nice and wet, then I shallowly dip Saturn inside and continue going back and forth inside and out!
The feeling is such a tease and a turn-on! Saturn won't take me all the way, but I sure have a lot of fun teasing myself in this way! Saturn is discreet enough for me to do this often and in places I would not normally attempt such things and that makes this toy both wickedly pleasurable and hard to do without!
    • Anywhere/everywhere
Follow-up commentary
While my tastes in vibrators usually run bigger these days, Bottle Rockets Saturn is still very much a turn on for me and if it had more functions it would definately be reached for more often. Recently, I had an experience with Saturn that got me caught, so I'm working on weaning myself off of semi-public mastaurbation. While it is still as thrilling as ever, I was really embarassed! It may take me a little time, but I'm sure I'll be out there pleasuring myself in public again soon!
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  • TheSexista
    What an excellent review! I love the look of this toy!
  • Linga
    Great review! The bottle rockets are sooo cute!
  • The Curious Couple
    Great review, thank you!
  • wetone123
    Thanks for the great comments! Glad you liked my review!
  • markeagleone
    Thank you for the review. I love the packaging design.
  • wetone123
    Your welcome! Yrs the packaging is adorable.
  • dv8
    Warning: not for use at public water parks
  • wetone123
    Oh darn, that was my next stop! Thanks for reading!
  • kutekatie
    Given that its on sale right now, would you recommend buying this?
  • wetone123
    If you enjoy a small discrete vibe that is reasonably strong, then yes, I would recommend getting it. Thanks for reading kutekatie
  • Enchantedkitty
    wish it had more than 1 speed
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ghost
    Looks cute.
  • wetone123
    Thanks ladies
  • Iron Man
    Very nice review, thankyou. Too bad it's only got one speed. ):
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