Bottle rockets Saturn - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by Iceness

I don't always squirt, but with this toy I definitely did!

This vibrator is my new favorite toy. You know, the one you keep closest to the bed for everyday use!
Single speed
Button placement
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Cons: Only one speed. Power button is rather sensitive.
Pros: It made me squirt! Wonderful size/shape. Ribbing feels amazing.

This toy may have only one speed, and it's just fast enough to feel good, but not so fast you feel like your whole body is vibrating. Because of its length, is sits with its tip right against the G-spot very nicely, and I'm sure that its size would come in quite handy if using this vibrator for butt play, but I have yet to try it. Compared to other vibrators, Bottle Rockets Saturn seems to have less vibration, but its shape and size are very convenient.

The button did turn itself off once when I rocked forward on it, but I rocked again and it came back on. The sound is loud enough to be heard through covers, but not through a door. Even on a hard surface it made less noise, due to the phthalates-free/hypoallergenic/food-grade/latex-free material. It feels soft and smooth against skin, and is very natural feeling when inserted. The ribbed texture was definitely an added bonus and made slow insertion and pumping in and out much more exciting. I've really enjoyed inserting the Bottle Rockets Saturn and leaving it in while massaging my clit either manually or with a small bullet vibrator. The size of the Saturn is perfect for my muscles to clench around. With other toys, I sometimes feel I'm either bruising my vaginal muscles or I don't feel full enough. The Bottle Rockets Saturn is made of firm but giving materials and is the perfect size/shape.

I don't always squirt, but with this toy I definitely did! It's great for both external clit play and internal penetration. Though it is a bit lacking in the length department, it makes up for it in width and texture. The ribbing is wonderful. This is my new favorite toy.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has fallen by the wayside for me. As a warm-up or clitoral vibe I still enjoy it, but larger and stronger toys have taken its place for me vaginally. The push-button switch makes it awkward to control/handle (I inadvertently turn it off). The size is still quite good for travel and g-spot stimulation, especially with the ribbing and the slightly bulged tip, but the short handle is a bit too awkward for prolonged self-play. In the end, the cons have overwhelmed the pros as a daily use toy.
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My Bottle rockets Saturn tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Good for anal
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Ribbed
    • Rocket
    • Vibrator
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  • MrGoodTool
    Good review thanks
  • sunkissedJess
    I love the Bottle Rockets by Evolved! Yours only has one speed? Mine has 3 different speed levels.
  • Sally Forth
    Nice review! I love evolved toys!
  • LuckyLady
    thanks for the review
  • libbyv
    thanks for the review
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