Bottle rockets Saturn - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by RainbowBrite

Saturn's rings are out of this world!

This discreet mini-vibe is the perfect toy for clitoral stimulation, from it's small size, non-intimidating vibrations, and amazing ridges. It is definitely out of this world!
Quiet & discreet, prefect for clit stimulation.
Not very powerful, if feels like the squishy power button may not last long.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I first got Evolved's Bottle Rocket Saturn home, I could not help but "ooh & ahh" about the cutesy packaging. The clear bottle lets you see all of this mini vibe from tip to the button on the base. To open this cute storage container you need to unscrew the bottom of the bottle, do not try and pop the top!

Upon seeing this for the first time (even after reading several reviews) I was still a little shocked to see how teeny this vibe is. Now, don't get me wrong, even though it is small in size, it does not mean that it isn't a great toy. While I love using this toy solo, it's great when used with a partner during foreplay.

This vibe isn't as strong as any full-sized, traditional vibrators that I own, nor is it as strong as the remote control bullet that I have either, but I think that the ridges that go around the whole vibe makes up for that. This takes 1 AAA battery to get it's motor running. The battery compartment is at the base of the vibrator, simply unscrew and insert the battery, and off you go! This vibe has only one speed & vibration strength and it take only one push on the base's squishy button to get you started. This rubbery power button is great now that I've only had this for a short time, but I feel that with longer use & play it may not hold up... let's hope I'm wrong!

The Bottle Rocket Saturn is made from plastic and has an awesome velvety feel to it. Out of the packaging I didn't notice any scent or taste. It has a nice light weight to it, but still feels sturdy enough for hours of play. It is a waterproof vibrator and I have tested it for about 8 minutes submerged, and when I took off the battery compartment I didn't see a drop of moisture which is awesome!

This vibe is fantastic for clit stimulation, its mid-level vibration strength is great (especially if you are sensitive), while the ribs feel amazing as you glide them up and down across your clitoris. It might be a bit too small for most to use for penetration (3.25" insertable length & 7/8" diameter) but I did find it quite pleasurable, especially when going slowly so I could feel the ridges going in & out of my kitty. The base is little and not flared at all, so if you tend to get out of control by yourself, it may be hard to keep hold of this little gal; which is why I prefer to use this with my husband. Also, this is not to be used for any sorts of anal insertion as again, there is no flared base!!

Since this toy is plastic & waterproof, cleaning is a cinch. Simply use water & antibacterial soap or you favorite toy cleaner and you are good to go! The Saturn is such a great little toy. She is so amazingly discreet and quiet, that I really could keep her in my purse and pull her out for on-the-go play.
When we use this toy I let my husband take charge. He loves (as do I) running it up and down my body, it's non-powerful vibes feel great tracing & playing with my nipples and I love the tingle of anticipation as he traces it lower my body, past my belly button and down to my warm, waiting kitty. Like I've mentioned above, this vibe feels great gliding across my clit so that I can slowly feel Saturn's rings... amazing!
Follow-up commentary
While this cute vibe is still cute it doesn't do much for me. The steady 1 speed hum gets a bit annoying since it isn't as strong as other vibes I have. My husband and I have lost the love for this cute rocket now that we have more toys in our arsenal. It is still nice and light for nipple play, and I have also used it on my cheek when performing oral sex on my husband.
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  • Naughty Student
    Are the vibrations felt for greater in the tip of the toy? Great review.
  • spicywife
    I've read reviews on several products by this line and most were (if not all) positive. I might have to get one! Thanks for the review!
  • RainbowBrite
    thanks Smile

    NS- yes, i'd say the bullet or motor part of the vibe is in the tip.

    and Spicywife, for the price, it's such a great lil' vibe to get!
  • Sammi
    I was amazed at the size too - seems like it should be bigger Smile
  • sbon
    Thanks for the review!
  • Online
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    good review
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Good review. The comment about it not being strong enough worried me a bit, but this is a cute toy.
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ghost
    Still looks cute.
  • Wildchild
    Thanks for the review
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