Twisted hearts seduction - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by WetJenn

So Your gonna stick that where?

I would not recommend this to anyone. I got it for free, so I gave it a try and was disappointed. I liked the material is was made out of, but that was pretty much the only perk of the toy. I would use it as a clit stimulator, but it is to large.
The material, vibrations were okay.
The design, cleaning it, vibrations were not smooth.
Rating by reviewer:
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This toy is a vibrator. I am not really sure where you are suppose to use it. I guess vaginally or on your clit.

It is best to be used by yourself, since you need control over it and how it feels in your body.

The lips that are on it are used for clit simulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is latex free.

It did not have a smell when you pulled it out of the box.

It is smooth with no visible lines or seam.

It is soft, but firm. It is not a hard material, but it is not filmsy either.

It is not flexible at all and seems pretty firm.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The bulb on the toy is a nice size around. That is the only plus side of this toy.

The lip or ridge that comes off of the toy gets in the way and actually hurts. You have to pop it in and it kinda sits like a butt plug in your vagina. You have no movement once you pop the lip in. Trying to move it in and out it gets caught and you end up dragging the lip and hurting yourself.

I did not like the design for insertion at all.

I am not completely sure the toy was made for insertion, but it is quite large for just a clit stimulator.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is easy to operate. The dial is loose without just spinning. It is not terribly tight so it is easy to operate while playing.

The actual strength of the vibrator isn't the greatest; it could be a lot more powerful. It was not a smooth vibration either. I kept expecting it to die and suddenly stop. It took 2 AAA batteries, so you can't expect a super strong vibration.

The toy also needed fully charged batteries to even work, every battery that I had that had a little bit used from it would not work at all.

It has loud vibrations, it was a buzz more then a hum.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The toy was easy to clean in certain spots.

Around the lip it was hard to get down there and clean everything out. The lube got caught in the space between the lip and the actual shaft. It was not easy to get it out. I had to take toilet paper and fold it down flat, so I could wedge it down inbetween the lip and the shaft, and then wiggle it around to get everything out.

I used soap and water to clean it. The actual material was easy to clean, but the shape and design caused issues.

Storage was simple, I did not have to worry about where I put it.
    • Hard to clean


I would not use this toy again. It was painful and not worth my time.

It was not fun to use and was something that was poorly designed.

The only thing that was a little bit of a savior was that it had an alright vibrator in it and the controls were easy to use.
Follow-up commentary
I have not had any urge to touch this toy again after my first experience with it. I usually try to give toys a chance, but with some I know with certainty that I am never going to like them, this was one of them.
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  • K101
    Wow! This sounds like a complete nightmare. Lol. Sorry to hear it was such an awful experience. I don't think this is a very... loved toy so far. Lol. I've read a few other reviews on it that said it was very big and caused discomfort. Sounds like more trouble than it's worth and I was shocked to learn how fat it is! Lol. It doesn't look like it'd be so big. When I saw the ridge on it the first thing I thought was "ouch!". This looks like it could've been designed with a little more care and thought. Thanks for the informative, to the point review Like your style!
  • Ryuson
    Yeah, I got this for free and I actually feel like I should have gotten the wipes instead! It's that bad to use and low quality! Thanks for the review!
  • Boobs and Lubes
    We are big on clit simulators, and the bigger the better. This one made her cum, and fast. Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • ColorMeCute
    Thanks for the review. Might try this out.
  • badk1tty
    [] :/
  • julia.
    Thanks, this was really helpful.
  • WetJenn
    @Ryuson I should have gotten another T-Shirt. I love the material they are made out of, super soft.

    @Kendra30752 It was a freebie, so at least I didnt hurt my wallet.

    @Dr_and_Mrs I like clit stimulators, but thought the fatness would have made it fun to insert. The lips kept getting in the way though, was disappointing.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review!
  • cherryredhead88
    Well I am starting to see why it's free! I can see some people enjoying the lip sticking out for a little more painful play, or maybe the texture fanatics, but not me. I will be getting this Thursday so I look forward to seconding your opinion! Lol
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