I guess I am weird or something but I never wondered what it would be like if my favorite cartoon characters got all sexual. Still I am always up for a parody so I set out to watch this video with an open mind. My mind still feels bruised by the experience!
This parody is so full of stereotypes that it goes beyond cute into seriously gut wrenching. It is silly and Daphne is SO feeble minded that I wanted to slap the twit. Add the fact that it is packaged in a sleeve that too perfectly mimics the actual movies and this was a disaster from the beginning.

The movie stars Bree Olson as Daphne, Bobbi Starr as Velma, Lily LaBeau as Sin-dy, Chad Alva as Shaggy, Michael Vegas as Fred and an off screen Scooby, who thankfully, never makes an appearance.

As the movie opens we see Shaggy recovering from a Halloween party filled with drugs, booze and sex. He realizes Scooby is missing establishing our plot point. He recounts the harrowing tale of his night and shares a scene with Sin-dy that includes oral, and vaginal sex. Pretty vanilla stuff but then what would you expect from Shaggy?

Fred and Daphne do their best to take notes about the disappearance of Scooby but they have bigger things on their minds. They want to get pregnant but the anal sex they have been having just isn't working! Daphne decides that perhaps if she swallows Fred's cum it will go straight to her belly and make her preggers. They decide to get down to business while Shaggy and Velma sit there mouths gaping open. Anal and oral sex is featured here and once again there is no cleaning off of the member before the oral...ewwwww! The scene ends with Velma and Shaggy sharing an embarrassed moment when Velma is caught with her hand in Shaggy's crotch. She begins to bitch and the scene ends.

The gang decide to retrace Shaggy's steps the night before and go back to the spooky mansion where the party had been held. They are surprised by a spooky demon and run off to hide as per the actual show. Shaggy and Velma find themselves in the same room and she decides to make the most of the occasion by quickly stripping off her clothes and instructing Shaggy to do the same. After some oral and vaginal sex they are 'discovered' apparently in the act of redressing by Fred. He makes some pithy comments about Shaggy and they discover some bags of money. A threatening sound is heard and the guys hide under the bed leaving Velma mesmerized by the cash.
Daphne enters the room after having been 'caught' by the demon and Velma quickly kisses her to distract the demon. They are quickly involved in a pretty great lesbian scene with involves some tribbing and lots of licking. While the demon is distracted Fred gets the upper hand after which a silly chase scene ensues.

The four become distracted when they end up in another bedroom together and decide to indulge in a proper four way! Plenty of variation in this scene including vaginal sex, oral sex and even anal sex for good measure. It is unclear if Daphne manages to achieve her goal but they arrive at the right time after the 'gang bang' to see the demon captured by the cops. He is revealed to be Evan Stone and the movie ends.

Now even though I didn't particularly find this movie to be stellar it was cute and the camera work was excellent. It gave the feeling of a high budget production and the angles for the sex scenes were amazing. The sound quality was superbe though I found Daphne's baby voice to be annoying during the sex scenes. The music was a pleasant surprise though, no complaints from me on that score (pun definitely intended).

All in all it was a credible look at teenage extrapolations about what might have happened between these beloved characters.

I tried to relive the initial imressions this movie made on me but I have found that over time I just can't sit through the movie. In a house with younger kids where you might have childrens movies the cover art on this movie could lead to an accidental viewing that would be more than embarrassing.