Could definitely use improvements

The Devine Playchest is the type of storage unit you'll either find extremely useful and love, or see as an okay storage place. In my opinion, this is an okay storage unit that could definitely improve. Sure it has a built-in lock, but it's not very good. Yes, it is big, but not big enough. However, it is a very beautiful, quality and well-made chest.
Built-in lock. Big. Looks nice. High quality. Light when empty.
Lock is not that good. Can be irritating to open. Not big enough for some.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Packaging/Storage: Just a fair warning, if you order this, prepare to receive a huge box in the mail. The Devine Playchest itself is quite a large unit, and so comes in a large box as well. The chest itself only comes with a giant plastic bag covering it. For storage, the chest is best hidden in a closet or under a bed or something. Although the toy chest is made to be a hiding place, it is not 100% discreet. On the back side of the lock strap, there is a logo and the words "DevineToys", which can easily be searched and discovered as a website that also sells condom cubes and other methods of storage for "adult goods".

Looks (Outer): The Devine Playchest is pretty big, measurinf in at about 14 inches tall, including the handles, and 15 inches in length with 8 inches of width. The whole chest is covered by a fake crocodile skin that gives the chest a very beautiful appearance. It is a black chest with light pink sides, handles, and locking strap that all have visible stitching. There are also 2 metal latches on both sides of the storage unit. Attached to the handles are a pair of keys, dangling and hidden in a black pouch made of the same fake crocodile skin, which can be removed, thankfully. Attached to the middle strap, between the handles, is a metal button-shaped locking device. Another notable feature of the pink strap is that it, as previously stated, it says "DevineToys". This is a major con, as anyone can search the indiscreet name and discover that it is a box intended for storing "adult goods". The bottom of the chest comes with 5 metal pieces that help hold up the box and protect its bottom from "wear and tear" that it may get from the ground.

Security/Lock: The Playchest comes with it's own built-in locking device, but it is not a very good one. One of my main complaints is that the lock needs to be locked perfectly to work. You must make sure you push the strap all the way down before locking it, or it may appear locked, but stay open. The lock is a simple, circular, button-shaped lock attached to the middle strap. The lock goes in through a metal "loop" that is attached to the chest and is locked by turning the key to the left. Making it unable to pass back out of the metal loop until it is unlocked. When the lock is unlocked, it pops out and can be pushed in, allowing you to lift the strap and remove it from the loop. After the lock is unlocked, the strap must be taked out from between the handles, which will allow you to open the chest.

Looks (Inner): When opened, the chest parts itself down the middle and hang open. These parts have small stretchy pouches on them to hold small things. Due to the chest opening the way it does, it only has 6 1/2 inches of depth to store things in, however, if you put in things of a larger size, they may still fit. It is a total of 15 inches long inside and 7 1/2 inches wide. Inside, the chest has a divider to seperate the box by velcro. This can be moved or entirely removed from the chest.

Feel: The Devine Playchest is surprisingly light when empty, however, it can get quite heavy when full. The feel of the case itself is very smooth and wonderful, but still sturdy and strong. Its handles are nice too and feel good, making it easy to carry the chest and not tiring or painful in any way.
This is not a very good storage choice for those with lots of dildos. In my opinion, this is best suited for those who have smaller toys or a smaller toy collection. I believe you could fit tons of discreet massagers and small vibes just fine in the playchest, but if you have a bunch of thick and long dildos, it is best to look for bigger storage in both height and width.
Follow-up commentary
Unsatisified with the amount of space this offered, but satisfied with the quality of the playchest, I've ordered a 2nd one in Midnight Black this time. If this doesn't let you know how.much I like the chest I don't know what will. It doesn't earn a 5/5 BUT regardless of it's imperfections, I still think it's a great product.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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