JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)

Pineapple Paradise

I've looked all over for the best flavored lubricant, and my search has finally ended with this delicious stuff. Once you use System JO H2O Flavored Lubricant, you won't need anything else! It's never sticky, tastes great, and feels incredibly natural.
Tastes and smells great, long lasting, never sticky.
Too many tempting flavors!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


System JO H2O has never let me down! I've always been a huge fan of their products, and this one exceeded my expectations just like all the rest of them. I had been in the market for a good flavored lube for performing oral on my man. I had tried a few other kinds that always disappointed me, but this one gets a 10/10 for every feature I was looking for.

This lube is, by far, the best oral enhancing product I've tried. I applied about a nickel-sized amount to my man's penis, and it was silky smooth and had a wonderful aroma. The flavor was incredible and made me super enthusiastic about pleasing him. The lube offers a wonderful glide for lips and hands, which helps increase stimulation and movement without causing a mess. My partner also used this on me for a tasty oral treat and loved the extra flavor.

This product can also be used for intercourse and is latex safe if desired (although it does contain glycerin, so it would be best avoided for those prone to yeast infections). It doesn't contain any artificial sweeteners or petrochemicals, so it may be suitable for some with sensitivities to other flavored lubes.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I would consider this stuff to have the perfect consistency and feel. It is somewhere between a liquid and a gel, which makes application a breeze. I applied it directly from the bottle to my man's penis without it running off or moving around too much.

One thing that really surprised me was that it was not sticky at all, which is usually to be expected from flavored lubes. This may be due to the fact that there are no artificial sweeteners. The natural and artificial flavors pack enough of a punch so that additional sugars are not needed. It doesn't leave behind any oily, greasy feeling or residue, which is a major plus.

This lube is a lot like the others made by System JO. It is very silky and velvety. It's the most natural feeling of the flavored lubes I have tried. It lasts quite a while during oral. During a 30-minute session with my man, I applied about a nickel-sized amount twice. The second time was simply because I wanted more of the delicious flavor and not because things got less slippery. I liked that it didn't make things incredibly slippery but gave me a bit more control with a great amount of glide.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The first time I tried this, I was overwhelmed with how pleasant this stuff smelled! I felt like I was in a tropical paradise! The pineapple scent wasn't overly strong but strong enough to notice. While using it on my partner, the scent was lessened to be delicate and sweet. It reminded me a bit of a piña colada or of tropical fruit-scented candles.

The taste is probably my favorite part of this stuff! I had been let down so many times by other brands and their poor excuses for flavors. When I first got this stuff, I put some on my finger and smelled it and felt it. I thought there was no possible way it could taste good because of how great it was at everything else. However, upon tasting it for the first time, my mind was blown. The flavor isn't too sugary or sweet and is a very obvious pineapple. While it doesn't exactly taste like fresh pineapple and has more of an artificial taste, it was still delicious.

When using it on my boyfriend, the taste was not overpowering and did fade after about 5-10 minutes, but that is to be expected. Other brands have let me down by having a horrible aftertaste that I have to use a chaser for, but not this one! It says on the bottle that there is no aftertaste, and I'd have to agree with them on that one.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good
    • Tastes good


System Jo H2O products never let me down, and this is just as good as the rest of them. It worked incredibly well for oral. It provided enough glide and slip that I didn't have to cover my poor man in a puddle of drool. It lasted quite a while during oral, and I only had to reapply a small amount once in about 30 minutes, which makes the 5.25-ounce bottle an amazing deal. My man also loved using a bit of this product on me, so it works for both men and women. After play, I did not find the need to wash it off because it absorbed into the skin nicely and didn't leave any trace of stickiness or greasiness as other flavored lubes are notorious for.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Performance


This lube comes in a convenient flip-top tube, which makes it super easy and quick to apply in the middle of action. It doesn't leak, so it can be kept just about anywhere. I'd suggest keeping some in the glove box for those on-the-go tasty treats.

The packaging is pretty discreet. It doesn't say much about intended usage and calls it a "flavored lubricant," so it may not be a dead giveaway if someone catches sight of it.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
This stuff is still my favorite flavored lube out there. I'm incredibly happy with it. Compared to the other kinds I've tried, this stuff goes above and beyond. Oral is much more fun now. I can't wait to try the other flavors, knowing they won't be a disappointment or waste of money. I've got my eye on some Raspberry.
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  • SexyLilPixi
    Sounds really awesome! I hardly ever use lube & want some! Thanks for this informative review!
  • Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
    You're welcome! This stuff won't let you down and they've got so many flavors!
  • lunapixie
    Thanks for the review
  • Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
    No problem! The 'research' was the best part.
  • big b
    great review
  • lemony
    Loved the review, thanks
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • VioletMoonstone
    Thanks for the review!
  • v23
    Love that theres a pineapple flavor! =]
  • Breas
    great review!
  • N1
    Very in depth for a lube review, thanks.
  • AriBoi
    Great review, thanks!
  • JRabbits
    Thanks for reviewing the pineapple, it's one of the flavors on my wishlist.
  • Sweet-Justice
    THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING! Glad to hear the pineapple is nice!
  • Review It
    Awesome review!
  • badk1tty
    haha! The only con being that there's too many awesome flavors cracks me up
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  • MK434
    Nice review! This stuff sounds great!
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