Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by ~LaUr3n~

Looks Sort of Like a Sperm Whale to Me...

Twisted Hearts is an interesting twist on the vibrator shape you typically see. It didn't work for me as intended, but might for others. For me, it makes an excellent clit toy and works for massages.
Good clit toy, Can be used for massages, Low scent, Rumbly on low level, Easy to use, Waterproof
Loud, Buzzy on highest level, Too thick, Notches
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I THINK the Twisted Hearts Seduction is intended to be inserted, but it doesn't work that way for me. For women who like large toys, that use might be better for you. For me, it's an excellent clitoral vibrator and if it weren't for the draggy material, it would make a great all over massager. With a little bit of oil or lube, it can become one, however. The vibrations are rumbly and deep and produce really strong and fast orgasms for me. Unfortunately, it is on the loud side. On the upside, it is made of non-toxic TPR. It is also waterproof and has a very low scent. Designed by women for women, Twisted Hearts Seduction has a lot going for it even if I don't like to insert it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Twisted heart Seduction is made of non-toxic, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalate free TPR. The material is somewhat porous, so you should use a condom if sharing. The material is somewhat flexible and does have a bit of give. However, since it is only as coating on a plastic case, there are only a few parts on the toy that flexes. There is also smooth plastic near the base, but some of it is also coated with the TPR so it is easy to turn when your fingers are lubed up. The material is smooth, but it feels like rubber so it does have a lot of drag and requires lube, especially for insertion. It also has a slight smell of plastic to it that does go away after a while.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

It would be really cool if the design ACTUALLY twisted since it can't be inserted, for me. But alas, it doesn't. The design is basically a heart "twisted" in half. This makes for a really interesting design. The thinnest point of the vibrator is in the center and the thickest parts are near the top and then at the base of the "insertable" portion. This makes it sort of hour glass shaped.

The total length is 5 1/2" long. The potential insertable length is about 4". The end is nicely rounded, but is not perfectly round. The top is flatter than the sides. The beginning circumference is about 5 1/4" (about 1 5/8" in diameter). That's pretty big for a starting thickness! About 1 1/2" down is where the first lip of the heart is. It is flexible, but does increase the thickness more to 5 1/2" in circumference and makes the diameter a whopping 2"! I have a feeling it was designed for g-spot stimulation, but again, it doesn't work that was for me. The toy then thins out in the center to be 4 1/2" in circumference. After that, it has another lip 1 1/2" down from there. I don't believe this lip is meant to be inserted.

The base is also rounded. It unscrews so two AAA batteries can drop into slots. The rounded end turns like a dial to control the power.

It is semi-discreet in that it doesn't look like a normal vibrator at all. It is also easy to hide because of its size and is good for travel.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The dial base is easy to use. It has a good amount of resistance and it is unlikely that the toy will turn on by itself or change speed randomly.

It is supposed to have many infinite speeds between the low and high, but I feel like there are four distinct steady speeds.

1. The first starts off already loud. That's the first thing I noticed. The vibrations are rumbly and what I'd consider a medium-low level. This level can already finish me because the vibrations are not buzzy, but this changes as the speed increases. The noise can be heard through a door if the toy is not making contact with the body.

2. The vibration increases slightly to a medium level. The noise also increases slightly. The vibrations remain rumbly.

3. The vibration jumps a bit more than it does from level one to two. The noise level increases accordingly and the vibrations are still fairly rumbly.

4. The last level is what I'd consider a high level and it changes the vibrations to be more buzzy. This level is too strong for me, but over clothing I can still enjoy it and finish from it. The noise can be heard through a door, definitely.

The toy is waterproof and passed my shower and tub tests.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The toy is easy to take care of. You can use any kind of lubricant with it. It is best cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap or a toy cleaner. Let it dry, remove the batteries, and place back in its package or other place to store. Do not place it next to other toys of similar materials.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is a bit of overkill in size. It comes in a thin plastic box that shows the toy through the front. It sits in a tray that slides out. The package has cute swirls and heart designs, making it a great gift for an anniversary or Valentine's day even. There is a bit of information about the toy on the packaging.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

The package has indented two parts of my toy and even leaving the toy out of the package for a few days, has not returned it to its original form. They do not affect the toy's performance, however.


I was not able to insert this toy. The thickness is too much when combined with that notch that is only 1 1/2" down the toy. I do really like using it as a clitoral stimulator, however! It can give me some really fast and hard orgasms! After it failed internally, I thought it was a lost cause, but this is a good clit toy for me. It also works well as a massager if you have some oil or lube to help it slide around. My boy friend likes to get oral with this right under his balls. It works for guys too. Being that I got this free, I am glad I did, but I wouldn't pay for it if it broke. There are better clit toys for less that are quieter.
Follow-up commentary
I don't like this for its intended usage, but I ended up keeping one for massages since it works well for that. The material seems to have gummed up a bit and I'm not sure why. The battery life is decent, though.
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  • Boobs and Lubes
    I'm disappointed that you were not willing to take one for the team, and insert this We're waiting for ours, will report back shortly. Awesome work, like always!
  • Beck
    I too am not sure about inserting this one. I have one sitting right here and have not touched it. It is fairly large for my liking.
  • leatherlover
    Wow that is a big toy. Thanks for the review, this is definitely too big for us.
  • LM
    Great review. Thanks!!
  • Sexy Housewife
    waiting to get ours with our order, we'll see if we like it...(but you can't argue with FREE!)
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for taking the time to share this review with us
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Dr and Mrs-Oh I tried! believe me!
  • Peggi
    Thanks for sharing this with us! Too bad about not being able to insert it, although good information on what it can do externally, as I chose this toy for clitoral stimulation!

    Just out of curiosity, with some toys that are a bit loud, they seem to quiet down a tiny bit under water. Did this toy happen to be any more quiet UNDER the water as opposed to out?

    Great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I usually include if it is LOUDER. This toy is not louder under water.
  • Stinkytofu10
    ty for the review, I am sorry it's so loud.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    me too
  • emilia
    Thank you
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Ghost
    What a cutie! Thanks for the review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • LinToxic
    Thanks for the packaging description. Couldnt find any pics for it but i am familiar with DJ's boxes
  • Missmarc
    thank you very much for the review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome! Thanks.
  • Nkev
    whats wrong with sperm whales but seriously thanks!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Noting at all! i think they are magnificent
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