Speeding bullets armor piercing - sex toy by Evolved Novelties - review by K101

Not quite armor piercing.

The bullet is a nice one and one of the best I've owned, but the too buzzy vibrations need to be slightly deeper for me. It makes a great teaser toy and can be used in so many situations due to the small size and ease of use. With a nice variety of patterns to choose from though, it's always a fun experience!
Great variety of patterns!
Hot pink!
Buzzy vibrations just aren't deep enough for me.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The small Speeding Bullet can be used internally, but the strong vibrations make it hard to use it anywhere besides clitorally! The somewhat hour-glass shape of the bullet makes it easy to grip and the pointed tip allows for pin point stimulation. Right where you want it! This is a perfect bullet for someone new to toys, but also makes a nice tease for those who have been there and done that with bullets. Still, a strong bullet is kind of a classic I guess. Everyone needs one and most enjoy them no matter how "advanced" they get. Hold the pointy tip directly on the clitoris or slip its small body in between the vaginal lips for all over sensations.

With 5 speeds to choose from a beginner can learn with one bullet what type of vibrations they enjoy. This little guy proved to be just what I was looking for for a road trip vibe. It's a great way to tease your partner or using solo either in combination with another toy or alone. I personally prefer it as a foreplay/teasing toy.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The plastic bullet rates an 8 on the material safety scale. With a smooth, soft texture, the hard plastic is still noticeable. If like me, you like to "grind" this may be best for a foreplay/teaser toy rather than one to complete your desires. Simply have your favorite dildo or vibrator to use internally while this little guy works on your clitoris.

The smooth outside feels OK across the skin, but is too draggy for me. Liquid Silk to the rescue! With a dot of your favorite lubricant, this baby slips and slides all over. When I say your favorite lubricant, I mean any, it's compatible with all!

The bullet is made of food grade material, is hypo-allergenic, latex free and Phthalates free making it a good choice for those with allergies.

For those that are interested: This has no taste and not even a stitch of a scent.

All of these safety features and it being compatible with all lubricants and non-porous, this is a simple and easy to care for toy. Another reason why I would totally recommend this to someone new to toys.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Armor Piercing Bullet is small enough to fit comfortably in the hand and has somewhat of an hour glass shaped body with a pointy tip.

At 2 1/2" in length and only 1 3/4" of that being insertable it's not going to do much, but is nice for a light tease. The small size makes this perfect for travel and with the vibrations being stronger than my trusty old Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe, I had to add this one to my purse along with Luv Touch! They are somewhat similar being that they're both discrete, but this bullet has more speeds and pulses where Luv Touch doesn't. It's a tough comparison because there are things I enjoy about them both, but the Armor Bullet completely shut off after 10-15 minutes of use and won't come back for several minutes. Luv Touch will go a bit longer. Still this is a great travel vibe!

Length:2 1/2"
Insertable length:1 3/4"
Circumference top: 2 1/2"
Circumference in Middle measures: 1 1/2"
Bottom: 2 3/4"
Weight:0.1 lb

Functions / Performance / Controls

At 2 3/4" long and a circumference of 2 1/2, this is far from intimidating. A nice size for a bullet. The vibrations carry well throughout the bullet and even the lowest setting is enough for me to feel well. There is one clear, squishy button located at the very bottom of the battery compartment. This button powers the bullet on/off and cycles through the speeds. It's easy to use, but can be a hassle if you need to turn it off immediately. Say if you suddenly have someone nearing you while it's on, you'll have to cycle through the 5 speeds.

Although I love that this works well for my road trips, it's does equally well in the shower. Since the clear O-ring seals water out, you can use this in the shower.

The battery compartment screws on and it takes 3 watch batteries. Remember to pull the little tab out before using. I do notice it getting hot after 10-15 minutes of use. It shuts off at around 20 minutes, but will spring back to life in seconds. It does make me worry that it won't have much life in it and I doubt I will keep buying batteries for months to come just to keep it around.

It's not incredibly loud, but on the strongest pulsing setting you may need to have a TV on and door closed. It can't be heard through my closed door with a TV on.

The first two settings are steady vibrations, both fairly strong. The third, fourth and fifth are increasing pulsating vibrations. You have a slow pulse, a pulse at medium rate and a fast pulse. I usually don't enjoy them much, the the quick pulse (number 5 setting) is nice.

The vibrations are buzzy to me and not penetrative enough. It just seems it's not enough for me which is unusual, especially for Evolved. The vibrations do cause me to have a numb cooter and numbs my hands, but not annoyingly so.

While it is small and cute, I'm sure most people will know what it is. If it does happen to be seen though, it isn't one that would embarrass me. It's just a small thing. It might even be able to be passed off as a mini neck massager if someone has no clue about toys. Otherwise, it's a vibrator and not ashamed to show it!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Since this little guy is plastic and waterproof, cleaning is so quick and simple. That alone is something I appreciate. Plastic also means it won't deform or ruin when stored with other toys, although I do prefer keeping it seperate. It's so small that it can hide away in a drawer, purse or pocket.

As mentioned previously, it is compatible with all lubricant. Such a handy and simple little thing!

Cleaning only requires warm water and a mild soap. It doesn't need hard scrubbing since there are no ridges or special texture that can hide lubricant and your fluids. An easy rub down with soap and a rinse with hot water does the trick. Or you can use a toy cleaner/wipes. Toy cleaner is even easier than water and soap with this thing, but I find myself still running to the sink just to "be sure."
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The package is nice, discrete and tasteful as usual with Evolved. That, I appreciate SO much! There's no images of any people, no nudity. Only the beautiful Evolved text. The box is clear and can be used for storage, but is flimsy and takes up more space than the bullet alone does. I decided to just toss the plastic to save space. The box is classsy and pretty, without crude language and images so it would make a gorgeous gift.

The back did have some information about the bullet, but no instructions. I love the words they choose to display on the box. It's far classier than the vulgar "pussy sucking" type of thing. It just seems tacky to have those types of things on packages. Back on track.

The package says:
" The waterproof speeding bullet is a precisely designed mini massager that offers the perfecct combination of size and power. While its pocket size whispers subtlety, the powerful state of the art 5 function motor is designed to get you from zero to ecstasy in a moments notice."

Then it has the lovely "novelty only!" disclaimer.

There's an insert to hold the toy in place inside the plastic box.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift


I do love the teasing of this bullet, but I would not call it super powerful. It's strong with buzzy vibrations. The rigidity of it makes it hard for me to really get any farther than turned on. It's a nice bullet with a great amount of variety, but it really isn't powerful or soft enough for me.

My partner and I do use this on the road frequently. It's perfect for road trips or travel since it is so small and easy to use. Not to mention, the hot pink color is gorgeous!
Follow-up commentary
While I had a tough time getting anywhere with this vibrator, I kept it in my purse for months to use on road trips and the like. It never failed to numb me and always failed at pleasing me. It was still fun, but frustrating. Every time I turn it on now, it dies. I'm able to get it to buzz for a minute or two, but it dies on and off and at this point, isn't worth keeping. It's cute, it's pretty, but please me it will not! Keep in mind though, I don't please easily when it comes to the buzzy bullets. I still can't help but feel that there are bullets out there that have the ability to at least excite me.
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  • unfulfilled
    Thanks for review. I hate buzzy vibrations. I haven't found a bullet that's just the right mix of vibrations that I need yet. I'm not a fan of pink, but I like the blue option they have to offer.
  • Miss Anonymous
    awesome reivew! Thanks for sharing it with us!
  • K101
    Thanks for reading and commenting y'all! I do appreciate it. Can't understand the "useful" rating though? I thought I did a pretty darn good job! Strange that I see pretty low ratings from the same people over and over on pretty great reviews. What a shame!
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the great review. I have been looking for a wire free, vaginal bullet to wear in me, when hubby is taking me anally. Sounds like this might do the trick, but it has such MIXED reviews???
  • Iron Man
    Great review. Kendra, those people might just be points farming or something. It doesn't seem fair to do that with review ratings though, since it can totally mess up scores. :/
  • guro
    great review!! very useful.
  • marrythenight
    Great review! But your pictures don't show any longer!
  • Alyona
    Thank you!
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