Speeding bullets armor piercing - sex toy by Evolved Novelties - review by lkb

Short, sweet, and...broken.

Mine broke soon after purchase because of what I assume is a manufacturing mistake. My experience may be different than yours - I loved it before it broke, as it's cheap and does a lovely job. All in all, I'm giving it three stars. Had it not broken, I'd give it four or five stars. It was worth it for what I did get out of it, I think!
Powerful, cheap, much variety for the price.
It's not waterproof, eats battery life and breaks easily.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I bought this vibe months ago at a sex shop in the city. I spent too long in the store looking at similar bullet vibrators looking for one that was cheap but did the job. I was so pleased to find this one! It was cheap, the same price as it is on this site, and has five different speeds or rhythms. That's pretty good for such a small and decently priced vibrator! I took it home and was happy with my purchase.

The five settings range from a moderately fast and even vibration to a faster, still even vibration. There's a setting that reminds me of the rhythm of a heart that's been sped up, and there's a faster version of that pace. And then there's a setting where the vibration is similar to constant waves - going from soft to fast vibrations over and over. It's surprisingly powerful for such a small vibrator, and the settings vary enough that it's sure not to bore you too quickly. Not to mention, it's quiet! You change the settings by use of a push button, which isn't the best as far as trying to get a smooth transition from one setting to the next while in use, but it does the job.

The material is hard, latex-free and hypoallergenic. You can't sterilize it because it's plastic, but it cleans easily with soap and water or alcohol. It's only two and a half inches so it's ideally only for external stimulation, and it's not as waterproof as it advertises due to the poorly designed battery compartment so the insertable length is even shorter. It's not safe to use in the shower or bath, which was not really a big factor for me but is important to note.

It uses three watch batteries that comes with the vibe and also with a spare set. The batteries aren't really cheap, and the vibe eats up battery power ridiculously easily. I went through three sets of batteries in a month and when the batteries are dying, you can't squeeze all of the power out of them because the vibe will get slower and stop working very shortly. I wouldn't recommend leaving the batteries in when not using it.

Unfortunately, mine broke mere months after buying it. I believe it may have been because of the poor sealing of the battery compartment by way of water damage. If not for it breaking so easily, I'd be perfectly pleased with it.
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My Speeding bullets armor piercing tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Mutual stimulation
    • Nipples
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  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review.
  • liilii080
    Arg, why watch batteries. I have A batteries around the house at all times but not watch batteries. Sorry it died on you and great review!
  • Jobthingy
    Sorry it died on you
  • toxie m
    Nice review, too bad this didn't last longer
  • The Curious Couple
    Thanks for the review!
  • guy4guyz420
    great review thanks
  • sbon
    Thanks for the review. Sorry it broke!
  • Fuck it.
    I don't understand why people make sex toys that aren't waterproof.
  • VioletMoonstone
    That's a shame it broke. Nice review.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Good review!
  • Glac
    good review, thanks
  • SiNSaNiTy
    great review. too bad it broke so soon.
  • SassySam
    watch batteries
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