Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Funtastic


I am a fan of bullets, and this one seemed nice, but the pros do not out way the fact the batteries die very, very fast.
Nice shape, waterproof, soft texture, multi-speed, small.
Eats batteries very fast!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Speeding Bullet has decent vibe power on the highest setting for stimulating my clit but it is not enough to put me over the top. There should be 5 settings, although I seem to only have 4. The bullet is also pretty quiet, a little buzzing but not too bad. For someone looking for small size and medium stimulation this bullet may work fine.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Speeding Bullet is made from plastic with a unique smooth rubbery coating on it. The texture on the bullet is great for anyone, or any part of the body you choose to use it on. It has a soft, almost velvety texture, with a nice shape.
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Speeding Bullet is nice and small. It is very easy to hide or find a place to store. I am a fan of bullet vibes, and for me the smaller the better, so the size was perfect. It's also good if you like to keep one with you when you're out or for vacation purposes. It does have a unique shape compared to others that are just oval shape. The pointed tip is nice for pinpointing just the right spot.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is where the Speeding Bullet takes a dive for the worst. There are 5 different vibration settings that work with the push of a button. I was only able to find four on mine; it seemed to be missing one. On the highest setting on mine, the bullet would give good sensation but not enough to put me over the top. The worst part is the batteries go dead after 5 to 10 minutes of use. One experience I had, I put new batteries in before I put it away and when I went back to it, the batteries were dead before I even used it. If you are someone who likes bullets and use them often, you will spend more money on batteries in the first week than you spent on the bullet.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance on the bullet is very easy except for the frequency of battery changes. Because the bullet is waterproof, it is very easy to clean. A little toy cleaner or antibacterial soap, rinse in warm water, and you're done.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

Like I said before, I love bullet vibes, especially small ones. I really wanted this one to work out but the battery life is the worst of any other bullet vibes I have. Because of this, 2 stars is the best I could give.


Despite the battery issues and only having four settings, the Speeding Bullet was able to give my clit a nice sensation and put a temporary smile on my face.
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