Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by *Huxley*

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After searching low and high for the perfect bullet I belove I found it! The Speeding Bullet has made it into my permanent rotation. Using it for masturbation, sex and travel it has yet to disappoint me. If you too are looking for something discreet, powerful and quiet look no further then here.
Small, Quite, Powerful, Sleek, Smooth, Silky, Matte, Extra batteries.
Tiny watch batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Speeding Bullet is a high caliber bullet, that would make a great choice to add to your arsenal. It offers clean and consistent accuracy. While being stealthy and motivated. It is small enough to be discreet without the use of distracting lights or noise. While still being powerful enough to use alone during masturbation, to hold comfortably during sex or to be traveled with. It has 5 modes to choose from so you never will get board of the same ol' buzz. Do not let the small size fool you. This bullet is one that you do not want to miss.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Matte and irresistible, a small leap for woman kind. Silk and Matte meet to make an evolved love child (er- bullet). A material worth noting as most matte toys are full of friction and drag. While this little slug has a bit of silky glide, while still being dry and unslippery. Void of smell, taste and seams. Pure and harmonious plastic.
The Speeding Bullet is comfortable once applied to skin, feeling natural and fully compatible. Unlike some toys that are foreign. The material transfers heat well, in turn warms quickly when held in your hand.
You also won't hear that 'knocking' noise from within. The inside is insulated enough to prevent the buzzy motor from being heard.
    • No odor
    • Porous
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Small and exact, designed with precision. Only 2 3/4" tall. Featuring a tapered tip that flows in and back out ever so slightly. A 2 1/2", 2", 2 3/4" circumference top to bottom. A small translucent button located in the center of the bottom battery cap.
The batteries are housed inside the stem of the bullet. There is an interior diagram to show you which way to place the 3 'AG13' required batteries (6 are included).
Under the threads you will see a clear 'O' ring. This is the water proof seal. keeping the cap tight will allow you to use the Speeding bullet inside the shower or outside in the rain, if you so choose.
The discreet size ensures an easy hide. The shape however, though not phallic, is obvious-- It is a vibrator.

Luckily, it does what vibrators do best. It vibes. It vibes to your hearts content. The tapered shape allows pin point precision even on the most Kevlar of clits. Pressing the tip of the Speeding Bullet to your clit makes a lovely V shape, and engorging you with immense pleasure, regardless of it's small size. It tends to cover the entire clitoral area and allows you to roll is and twist it back and around or back and forth without slipping due to the matte texture. It's head (the top of the bullet) is large enough to cover even larger clits, so no worries there ladies. It has you covered.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls are adjusted by pressing the centrally located translucent button on the bottom of the battery compartment.
Pressing once not only turns the toy on, but puts you at the first setting.
Settings are as follows:
1: Steady Vibration (3 vroom)
2: Steady Vibration (4 vroom)
3: Pulsing (3 vroom)
4: Faster Pulsing (4 vroom)
5: Quick Pulse/long high vibration loop (3 vroom/3 vroom)
>Hitting the power button one time past setting 5 turns the toy off.

Considering the Speeding Bullet takes 3 AG13 watch batteries would make you think this toy would be weak. When in fact, it's actually quite power full considering it's size. The toy does not over heat when powered on for prolonged periods, nor does it die quickly. Leaving it on for 30 mins at a time has yet to kill the batteries or the motor.

All of the vibrational patterns are quiet. You can hear a mouse sized (1.5 bee) bzzzzz once on and out in the open, but under the covers this toy is practically mute. This makes the Speeding Bullet ideal for roommate/campus living.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Plastic when used as the primary material in sex toys is a solid choice. Though it's not as safe as Silicone or Glass. It's better then Jelly or TPE/TPR. The Speeding bullet cannot be fully sanitized due to the battery compartment. However it has the bonus of being non-porous. Plastic also is phthalate-free material and is body safe.

To clean:
Use warm soapy water or toy cleaner. Wipe down, rinse, repeat, and let air dry.
Always keep your toys completely clean, dry, and battery-less when storing.

Water, Oil, Silicone lube compatible.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store



Located inside a small 3.5"x1.5" translucent box, you will find your Speeding bullet seated safely inside a red plastic molded bed. Batteries are already in the Bullet, awaiting for you to remove the paper pull. Under the red insert is the 3 extra batteries. No instructions for use are included.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
This is still a great little bullet. It's strong, quiet and tiny.
It is great during a warm up session, couples play or when you need a tease.
It fits in your hand perfectly, and is strong enough not to numb you.
The price is right, the sensations are strong. It's still a winner in my book!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the excellent and detailed, honest review. This little toy has quite the range of feedback indeed.
  • moongirl
    Super cute and tiny.
  • *Huxley*
  • badk1tty
    I love the size, but hate the batteries.
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  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
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    good review!
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    Great review. Thank you
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    Thanks for the awesome review!
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    Thank you, I've been considering this one!
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