Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by KrissyNovacaine

Tiny little fantastic thing.

I adore evolved, but with this purchase I was blown away. It's small yet still easy to hold, and it has more power then many of the bullets I already own. Even better, it has the small details that really sell me on a toy. The plastic has a silky, velvety coating that feels fantastic to the touch. If you don't mind paying for watch batteries then this toy is basically perfect.
Easy to hold
Takes watch batteries
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I have a partner that is obsessed with bullets, and I am obsessed with Evolved, so this was an inevitability for us to own. It's great for any kind of external stimulation, but I wouldn't recommend it or internal use at all. It's way to small for vaginal insertion, and it lacks a flared base, so anal is out too.

This is a toy that everyone can find a use for. It's a perfect, tiny little basic that will enhance just about anything.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Armor Piercing bullet is made from a hard plastic. The plastic that Evolved used is soft and velvety. It's completely rigid, so don't try to bend it; you're more likely to crack it. The plastic that they use has no smell or taste, nor does it retain any.

I prefer toys with no texture, but this is so small that I don't know if texture would really make a difference for most users.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a really fun shape in my opinion. I am a huge fan of pinpoint vibrations, so this having a nice tip on it is a plus for me. It narrows in the center which is a great place to hold especially when things get slippery. It widens again where the cap for the battery compartment is. It's small, so it isn't going to be easy if you have problems gripping small things.

This toy is so small that it is easy to hide. In fact, it is a bit easy to loose if you aren't careful. Traveling with it is a breeze. You could easily carry it in a pocket, so it'll hide in a purse just fine.

The Armor Piercing Bullet is totally perfect for just about anyone. There are a ton of fun ways to use this, so I would recommend it to everyone.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is really powerful for its size. I mean really powerful. I have felt the Salsa before, and this can give it a run for its money on high. I am not say that it is going to hold up to all luxury toys, but I've had some that can not compare.

This has 5 functions. They are:

Low steady
High steady
Slow pulse
Fast Pulse
Fast pulse slow pulse
One more push turns it off

This is almost exactly as loud as my cell phone on vibrate. It's easily muffled and absolutely can't be heard through a door. Just closing my hand around it dampens the noise a lot.

The vibrations are located in the tip which is very pointed, so those that like pin point vibrations will love this one.

It's waterproof as well, so feel free to take in on all of your aquatic adventures with you.

The one downside of this toy is that it runs off of watch batteries which can get pricey depending on where you purchase them.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is pretty darn low maintenance. It doesn't have to be stored specially, nor does it attract lint or dust. I toss my bullet in my toy drawer all on it's own without any kind of bag or anything. Plastic is also compatible with any kind of lubricant.

You can't sterilize it, but you can clean it with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. This toy is super easy to clean because it doesn't have any nooks or crannies for fluids to get caught in.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This bullet comes in a cute little plastic box. The plastic is covered with writing except for the front, so you can clearly see the toy. The packaging lists the legal mumbo jumbo that this is sold only as a novelty while the other sides talk about the the fact that is waterproof and has 5 speeds. There is no care information.

Inside the plastic box, there is a black cardboard tray. In the tray, the bullet sits in a piece of molded plastic. If you pull up that piece of plastic there are six watch batteries underneath. The bullet only takes 3.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
This is the perfect bullet. It's a bit of a battery guzzler, but it makes up for it in how strong and reliable it is. I sometimes have issues with other toys working, but this one is a trooper.
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