Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Ivy

Very Disappointing

Honestly, I don't think this is worth it. Spend an extra $10 and get something better. This is a promising toy, but it's not worth it for something you're going to have to change the batteries in every 10 minutes.
Small, quiet
Eats batteries worse than any other toy I've used, lousy construction
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This would be a great, discreet clit stimulator...if it worked. If you're lucky enough to get one that has more than one speed and a functional on/off button, it will still die after less than 15 minutes of play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It felt nice. A little small for me, but it got the job done...briefly. It looks good (I got the pink), and is definitely discreet.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I liked the shape, even though the pointy end isn't really to my taste. It's easy enough to get it where you want it. The fact that it's tiny is great, but I'd rather have a larger toy that can hold better batteries, because the three watch batteries in this didn't last long at all. Each set (comes with two) lasted maybe 12-15 minutes, and then died completely. Also, it's supposed to have five speeds and mine didn't. In fact, the on/off button didn't do anything. It started when I screwed the battery cover down all the way, and to stop it I just unscrewed it and took the batteries out. But you get what you pay for.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I really think this has potential, but again, mine DIDN'T WORK. I was pretty gung-ho about it, and I didn't feel right returning it after I'd played around. So I advise you, if you order this, make sure it's fully functional before you try it out. While it did work, the vibration was JUST strong enough to get me over the edge once, but didn't last long enough or get strong enough for a repeat. However, if you're looking for something really discreet, this would be great. It was super quiet. I'm curious whether the one speed mine had was the lowest or highest speed, or somewhere in the middle.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Easy to take care of. A little regular toy cleaner and you're done. The only bad thing about it being so small is that it's easy to lose track of!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I was really disappointed in the quality, but hey, you do get what you pay for. I bought this because it sounded promising while still being relatively cheap. I learned my lesson.
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  • sexyintexas
    Good first review. How big is it? Thanks
  • Rossie
    Thank you for the review!

    What material was this toy made of? Thanks!
  • newfoundlust
    Thanks for the first review. As others have said, a little more detail about it would be great. Keep up the good work, and welcome to the world of reviewing!
  • Mrs Lollipop
    Good Review
  • Miss Anonymous
    Very good review! Thanks for sharing with us!
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Great work on your first review.
  • PiratePrincess
    Thanks for the review. I had the same problem with it eating up the batteries fast.
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • link82
    Great first review!
  • toxie m
    Too bad this one didn't work out for you, I found it to be a super strong little bullet. Thanks for sharing your experience
  • dawnkye
    I think the problem may have been that the batteries were inserted upside down. I did the same thing when I first got it and had the same problems (the button didn't work, it turned on/off only when I screwed/unscrewed, there was only one speed). I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!
  • anonymouse58
    Thank you
  • xylia
  • LuciFaery
    Too bad yours didn't work. I haven't had the greatest luck with bullets, either. Thanks for the review!
  • Glac
    good review, thanks
  • Forever17
  • Anjulie
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the excellent and detailed, honest review. This little toy has quite the range of feedback indeed.
  • Iron Man
    Too bad it didn't work. However, aren't you supposed to ask for a return rather than review a faulty item? Thanks anyway! : >
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