Cleo massager - discreet massager discontinued by ONO Pleasure - review by Mike Honcho

Interested in some waterproof fun, we decided to try this massager. We were drawn to the design and liked the fact that is was waterproof and that it had a suction style base to hold it in place. This is the first ONO product we have had the pleasure of owning and reviewing.


The toy has a saddle type design that allows the labia to slide over the sides, when sat on. The massager has two protruding knobs that are different sizes and located opposite each other. The peak of this massager has a small V shaped lip molded onto it. The texture of this toy is silky smooth. I honestly have not felt a silicone toy this smooth, that was free from lips, seams or burrs.


At the base, you will find the words "ONO", which interestingly enough means "Small Field" in Japanese. Turning on the massager is done my pressing either the right (+) or left (-) "O" in "ONO". The massager has eight different operating speeds, along with seven stimulation modes that can be accessed by holding the right "O" button. Pressing and holding the left "O" button will return it to single speed operation.


The screw on base covers the three AA batteries this toy operates on. The screw-on base prevents water intrusion by sealing the cover into a groove molded into the toy's base. A O-ring in between would have been preferred to ensure this product is totally waterproof.


A two sided suction cup allows the toy to be stuck into place, providing many different positions it can be used in. The suction cup can be taken completely off to allow the massager to be used on its own. Stimulation will be mostly exterior with very little, if any, penetration. For clitoral stimulation, this product can be somewhat cumbersome and challenging to use.

Slapping this product to the rail of the bath tub yielded some troublesome results. The suction cup was too tall, allowing the massager to rock back and forth too much as she ground her love mound onto it. Sitting on the massager was somewhat unpleasant and mostly uncomfortable, regardless of operating speed. Almost like riding a pommel horse while trying to get off.


We then travelled to the shower and stuck this to the side of the wall. She found this to be better in terms of comfort, but it was very hard to stimulate the clit. She also found that the vibrator would not stay still, due to the tall suction cup base. It wasn't tall enough to effectively reach her clit due to her large chest being pressed up against the shower wall. With her butt towards the wall and bending over, stimulation was found, but not in the correct spot. The versatility of the product is there, but we found this product wasn't for us. It was cumbersome and not pleasurable to use. With less expensive, waterproof, direct stimulation vibrators on the market, this product let us down.