All That Glitters Does Not Shine

After all the toy reviews I thought The Vamp was going to be a blinding trophy of a crafter's/sex toy reviewer’s dream. You see, I’m a glitter whore. Anything that blings, sings – and I must have it. There was nothing but disappointment when I realized that this was merely a slightly shimmery dildo. Bleh. I wanted its sparkle to shine so brightly that when it was being used, the neighbors would think that my vagina had just gotten engaged. But no - it’s just a dildo.
Published:
Pros
+ Body-safe material
+ Nice flexibility
Cons
- Picks up lint and hair better than a Swifter.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Experience
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Follow-up commentary
I still enjoy this dildo - however, I wouldn't purchase it from this company. It's cheaper elsewhere and as a reviewer, we are treated poorly here.
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My Vamp tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Dildo
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  • Contributor: travelnurse
    Thanks for th ereview!
  • Contributor: Winifred
    Awesome review =]
  • Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner
    great review ty
  • Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for te review.
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: sunkissedJess
    Ha! I just love all the humor in your reviews! Great job on this one, I enjoyed reading it.
  • Contributor: kitty1949
    Thanks for sharing, lovie.
  • Contributor: darthkitt3n
    I also found myself wishing Vamp was more glittery. Great review!
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I love the coloring of it!
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Excellent job, you had me laughing. Thanks for the pick-me-up!
  • Contributor: Kitka
    Great review on the Vamp! I'm getting ready to write my review on him too but I hear you on the lack of sparkles, I was thinking it'd be more noticeable. Oh well, great photos!
  • Contributor: SneakersAndPearls
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: heather-mooney
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Beck
    You crack me up. "Picks up lint and hair better than a Swifter." I just love you!
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    That sucks it does not sparkle that much. You had me rolling with the Swifter comment. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: ImaGodiva
    Glitter whore, lol
  • Contributor: Sweet-n-Playful
    Thanks for the review
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