Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Kandidreams

Ballsy is Right on Track

The little dildo was definitely worth the money. Not only was it pleasing to the eye but it was exceptionally pleasing vaginally as well! For any user that is looking for a dildo for shower or tub use, this is definitely the one to go for.
Suction cup base, texture, realistic.
Make more of a use for the balls.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This simple little dildo packs quite a punch in all the right places. The suction on the end is a great touch that can adhere to just about any smooth surface you decide to stick it to. Honestly, I found the most use out of this dildo in the shower. Just attach it to the wall or floor and go to town! You can even use the "balls" near the suction as an added "grip" to hold on to. All in all, I found this to be a great buy and love it because it is such a simple dildo.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The feeling you get from this dildo when you first touch it is soft and smooth with a bit of "give" when you squeeze any part of it. You can easily get a bit of bend out of it, but don't think that it will stay where you put it. This little dildo will always go back to its pre-made form which is not necessarily a bad thing.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I absolutely love the way this dildo looks. Not only does it have a "real cock" appearance, minus the color, but the shape of the head and shaft are spot on for hitting your g-spot. The insertable length of this dildo is just right for the average user. You don't need to worry about having too much to handle or even not enough.
    • Realistic


I think the best part about this dildo is the shape of the head and girth of the shaft. Perfect ratio. The only thing that I did not find to be of much use on it was the balls. I mean other than looks, which is important to some people more than others, the only purpose of it was to hide the suction cup area at the base of the entire dildo. Now, the suction cup itself held up tremendously well in the shower. There was a little bit of sliding here and there on the wall but that was to be expected. Never once did the dildo "pop off" the wall until I purposefully took it off.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Every time I am about to use this lovely dildo I just wash it with a mild soap and warm water. That goes for when I am ready to put it away as well. This is probably the easiest dildo in my collection to clean and take care of. The only nook and crannies you have to concern yourself with is the suction cup area.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is bright and colorful and if you saw it on the shelf it would instantly catch your eye. I personally wouldn't use this packaging again after opening it for anything else other than if you move and want an easy way to keep track of your toys.
    • Not discreet
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden! Thanks for the review. Remember that a porous material like this could benefit from use of a condom.
  • KinkyLadii
    does it have to be stored in anything? does it get dirty ( lint, hair, fuzz) easily?
  • Kandidreams
    I easily store this toy in a nice soft cloth. Nothing with a lot of fuzzies or anything as they tend to stick to the toy pretty easily.
  • Airekah
    Thanks for the review and Welcome to Eden!
  • PassionQT
    thanks for the review! Welcome
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