Crystal jellies ballsy cock - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by The-Great-Blight

Good for a while

It's a good general dildo with great texture and versatility. Just be wary that it will discolor and look sickly.
Large, textures, suction cup for a versatility.
The material sucks, too big for beginners.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a pretty good general dildo, I got it for my butt, and it was very satisfying. The suction cup is pretty amazing; it stays on painted walls to my surprise. So hands-free is great. Works semi-well in the shower when the suction cup/surface is wet, it will start to slide.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

When I purchased it, it was called sil-a-gel which mislead me to think it had something to do with silicone. The dildo was advertised as clear, but it was more purple than anything and not at all clear like in the picture. Didn't really care about that though. It did have a pretty strong smell, but I actually didn't mind the PVC smell everyone complains about. After a while the smell actually became a turn on.

This thing does discolor over time and what once was a pretty not-really-clear-but-actually-purple dildo is now yellowish and matte. It doesn't look very attractive at all. It also has strange green patches. I would say the material for this dildo gives it no more than a year worth of life before it should be replaced.
    • Flexible
    • Not porous at all
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

It's 1 5/8 inches all the way down, so you get a nice filling feel. I couldn't get it all the way in, but that didn't stop me from trying. All in all it's long enough to satisfy anyone I think. The dildo's veined which adds a great sensation. The texture of it isn't very smooth; it doesn't just slip in, but that way you feel all the veiny bumps, so I found it nice.
    • Veined
    • Partner play


It gets the job done. It was a bit overwhelming when I first got it. Bigger than I expected it to be, but I got it working soon enough.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

This is PVC after all, so it's not the most ideal material. Soap and water will clean it, but if you're wondering if you can do anything else to get rid of the smell/discoloration, only suggestion is upgrade to silicone.
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


The box was cute and eye catching. Plastic mold thing inside, pretty typical.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

It's great in any position really; the suction cup makes it very versatile. In fact, the suction cup is making it rather hard to upgrade to a silicone toy since oddly enough there aren't many silicone toys with suction cups.

Many suggest using a condom with PVC toys (or anything for that matter), but I personally found it got in the way of the texture of the toy. I guess if I wanted a really smooth latex toy I would have gone ahead and bought that instead.
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  • LM
    Thanks for the review.
  • Kitka
    Thanks for sharing your review!
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the review and welcome to Eden. We have one of these sil-a-gel toys at home (waiting to be thrown out), and we were slightly mislead thinking it was silicone when we bought it. But I knew at its price point, that it wasn't pure silicone.
  • The-Great-Blight
    For its price it's pretty good while it lasts. I don't feel like I lost out in the least. If I wasn't trying to switch to silicone, I'd probably would have ended up buying another one.
  • underHim
    Good to know and thanks for the review
  • Kirill1171
    thanks for the review!
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing
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