Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by MichelleHotel

This toy is great!

It's totally satisfying. It's the largest toy I own, and it's just a great size. Length and girth are perfect for me. I like everything about this toy, except the scent. Not too bad and easily overlooked, but might annoy some people who are picky about it.
great size, suction cup, hands-free, o-ring harness compatible, cool color, oral practice
light smell, a little sticky, use lots of lube
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I got this toy about 2 weeks ago. It works great! It makes shower time fun, it is large and really fills you up. The toy has a chemical smell to it, but it is not overpowering or anything. This dildo is flexible, and the suction cup base really is the icing on the cake. It really adds to the versatility of the toy. It can be used by hand or hands-free by either suctioning it to the wall or using it in an o-ring harness with a partner. It may be used anally, but I recommend using a condom for that, and/or if it's being used on multiple partners. Always be sanitary!

Coupled with a water-based lube, this baby can go for miles.
Overall, I am very satisfied with this product, and I would recommend it to anyone wanting to try!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Harness compatable
    • Realistic size
    • Suction cup
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

It is very flexible. The more lube, the better. The material it is made of can be a bit annoying, it may drag a bit. It is a bit sticky. Lube it well, and you're good to go. The odor may bother some people. It has kind of a plastic smell to it. Not bad for me, but if you really don't like smells in the bedroom, this may not be the toy for you. It's veined and pretty realistic seeming. The balls are a nice addition.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design is nice. This is actually the largest toy I own, and I thought it may be too much for me, but it turns out to be very pleasurable. It's veined, and they add to the texture. Its thickness is just perfect.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


The suction cup is really what makes this toy great. Stick it to the wall of your room or the shower and go wild! It's safe for anal play due to the balls and wider base. It performs very well. Perfect flexibility and rigidity.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Use a simple toy cleaner or warm water and soap to keep clean. I store it in its original packaging in another larger box of toys under the bed for safe keeping and privacy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


When you receive it in the mail, it's in a plain cardboard box. Very discreet. Then you open it, and the actual packaging is not discreet at all. It is a big clear box with colorful words and a window to view what's inside.
    • Not discreet


Overall, I've had great experiences with this dildo. It's a pleasure to us, easy to care for and store. It's also good for practicing fellatio.
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  • Apirka
    Very nice first review, thanks for sharing!
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