Review of Crystal jellies ballsy cock - Realistic dildo discontinued

The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock was more than I expected. It wasn't over the top great, but you definitely get a bang for your buck. Most of the realistic, suction cup wielding dildos I've seen were $50+ and that just isn't something I had the money to shell out for. I knew that I didn't want to get something cheaply made yet I wanted something with a good price.



It is made of a cheaper material; PVC. Like Jelly (also rated a 2/10 on the safety scale), this is my least favorite material because it cannot be completely sanitized and should always be used with a condom if switching between partners or from vaginal to anal use. However, it does have anti-bacterial properties, is latex free, and phthalates free. It is also completely water proof.

It does have a suction base to it that sticks pretty strong. I didn't have any problems with the suction cup but I did notice that getting a little moisture on the suction cup does help it stick a little stronger. The base is also great because this mean it can be used anally (with a condom) and with a harness.

The toy is pretty thick (I will explain more further down) so it is something that you'll want to be careful thrusting. It is a lot to take in and you definitely could bruise your cervix if you thrusted hard enough but the material is soft enough that you should be okay.

It does have a... smell. When I was looking at reviews before I bought it, I saw things from it smells like gummy bears, to cleaners, to chemicals. It has almost a ...plastic-y smell. I would describe it as the smell you get when you get a new pool toy (floaties, inflatable ring). It is not overly strong, however the smell does transfer from the toy to your hand after handling. I only tasted this toy specifically for the review. Because of the smell, it's not something I would put in my mouth repeatedly (it hasn't faded as of yet)... it does have a touch of an after taste. It's not terrible but also not something I'm going to be putting back in my mouth anytime soon.

The PVC is a material that picks up little things here and there, but it's not sticky like jelly. It easily rinses off with plain water.



This toy is pretty realistic looking, and pretty awesome feeling. The toy has a veined shaft and the entire toy has a texture to it. They aren't something that I can feel when thrusting but I think that is just because I feel the thickness over the texture. The head is very defined and even has a small hole in the top. The balls are very ballsy and are great to feel when using this toy. It is quite a bit thicker/harder feeling than a real penis but it still has give. You can bend in it half while it still has some give. I would amount it to a little harder than a real life, fully erect penis... (minus trying to bend *that* in half haha.

I love the design of this toy! It is exactly what I was looking for! It worked great and felt awesome. I have seen reviews that say this toy is a little big for beginners. I guess if you haven't had sexual intercourse or played with toys before that it would be. For reference, I have only had sex with one person & I've never had a baby vaginally and I didn't think this toy was too much. While you do need lube since it is 5 1/4" around (water-based or silicone-based or your own!), it seemed more filling to me than anything. It wasn't anything over the top but if you are new to toys it may be a little overwhelming. However, if you take it slow, I think you will thoroughly enjoy this toy!

This toy is great to thrust and feels awesome and filling, but just be aware of it the first few times you use it. This toy has an insertable length of 7 3/4" and while I can take this all in, it does hurt when you hit it against your cervix. I used to business card sized cards and these together length-wise equal the insertable length.



This toy is also good for anal use. Personally, other than the size of this thing and the fact that it does have a little too much give (to use anally anyway), I would never use it anally because of the fact that it cannot be completely satisfied.

This toy is not at all discreet. While it does come in clear and pink, it is quite large and highly realistic. Both of these things together would make it a) a pain to travel with and b) hard to hide.

I love everything about this toy short of the material. The material feels great and works great, it's just not as sanitary as I would like. However, for the price I think it's awesome.

The suction cup worked awesome for me. It seemed to do a little better with a little moisure applied but either way seemed to work find. I didn't have any problems with it sticking.

I don't have a harness to try this toy with but looking at and pulling on the base, it seems very secure and like it would be fun with a harness. This toy has a little give but once it's in you should be having fun!

This toy is super easy to care for. If you're sharing, either between people or holes, you should be using a condom to keep things sanitary. To wash, you simply use anti-bacterial soap and warm water or a universal toy cleaner. The material is known to hold up for a long time, is water proof, and shouldn't harm your other toys that it is stored with. You may want to keep it in the box it came in or something similar since it can attract a few things here and there.

This toy can also be used with water or silicone lubricant. These are two of the most common ones so you can just grab and go and not worry about ruining your toy!