Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Toy Fiend

Great Toy for Beginners or Advanced Users

This would make a great toy for the experienced and inexperienced collector. I find that this item is well worth the money considering it has outlived some of my more expensive items. I would recommend it in a heartbeat to any user.
Easy to care for, great size and shape, versatile
Sticky nature of material, sight, smell
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is one of my most used dildos. I use this toy for vaginal and anal penetration, and both experiences are extraordinary. The toy works great for any kind of penetration as long as there is some amount of lubricant. This dildo also fits great into my double-ring harness. When the balls are situated behind the rings, the toy stays very firmly in place. This allows me to thrust into my partner fast and hard without losing the toy, which happens when I place the rings around the suction cup. When using it solo, this toy can be difficult to hold with lubed-up hands so I would recommend using the suction cup base for solo play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This dildo is made from a PVC material, which is very flexible. However, the dildo is still firm enough to make penetration easy. There is some slight ridging which imitates veins and ridges found in the human penis. Besides the color, the rest of the dildo looks very realistic in size and shape. The head is rather prominent so it can be felt during penetration. The dildo itself is very sticky and attracts pet hair, lint, and dust like crazy. The only other fault I have found is that it has a slight smell that can be overwhelming when first unpacked; after multiple washes, the odor eventually disappears. The overall texture is great for all users, from the advanced toy user to the inexperienced. If you like your dildos with no drag, then this is not the toy for you.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

I really like the design of this dildo. This toy is long enough to satisfy the user without being so long that it bangs against the cervix when fully inserted. The girth is also quite appealing because it is the perfect size; not too thin or thick. This dildo's size is not intimidating is the perfect for beginners who want a great first toy. It is very heavy and does tend to make a loud thud when dropped so be careful when handling the toy if discretion is needed.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


This toy has performed relatively well compared to my more expensive dildos. It has been one of my "go to toys" for the past year or so simply because it is so phenomenal. It works great for solo play when used with the suction cup, as well as with a harness for couples play. It is one of the most versatile toys I have ever used. The only downfall to this product was the initial smell when unpacked.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

The toy is very easy to use and care for. I wash mine with water and soap before and after each use. Aside from that, no other special care is needed for cleaning. I store mine inside of a silk pouch in a large box with the rest of my toys. As far as lubes are concerned, I only use water-based lubes in an effort to preserve my toys for as long as possible.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The toy comes in a plastic box which is not appropriate for a gift or storage box. There are no instructions included but none are really needed.
    • Minimal
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