Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by BabyGirl25

I should have listened to the other reviews.

Basically, if I had listened to the other reviews that said it was pretty big, then I may not have ordered this particular toy. But I'm also glad that I didn't listen because I was able to get used to it and in the end it was quite a lot of fun.
Comfort and shape, suction cup feature, color
Suction cup could be stronger, was larger than expected
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


First of all, let me say that this is a pretty good toy. I knew I wanted something with a suction cup but I was fairly new at dildos in general (I've had tons of experience with the real thing, however). I was pretty surprised by the size. I mean, it fits, but it's still larger than I had expected. If you're not sure what you're looking for or you want to start off with something average, this is not for you. As far as using it anally, I personally wouldn't dare try's just too big for that in my opinion. It took a few tries to get comfortable but once I was, it was pretty freaking awesome.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

I liked the overall feel of it. The jelly material is comfortable to use, but it is super heavy. I couldn't believe it at first. It definitely smells...not bad, just sort of sweet. The shape certainly feels realistic, but again the weight negatively affects my feelings about it. It's firm but not rough. I would recommend this toy to advanced users only simply because of the weight and the size.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I liked the design a lot. I found it very satisfying once I got used to it. It worked well for me, but once again, I have to mention the the sheer size of this toy is on the large side. It may or may not be a good fit for "average" users, it really depends on what you're used to or how daring you feel. It does have a realistic look but I personally don't like the flesh colored toys so the clear jelly was a great option for me. It's NOT discreet by any means. It's big and heavy and looks like the real thing and I wouldn't try to travel with it either.
    • Realistic


The best things about this toy are the shape and the color. The things I didn't like were the size, the weight, and the fact that the suction cup isn't as strong as it could be. It's a decent suction cup, but I think it could be more sturdy. Let's be honest, with a toy like this, you need it to be able to take somewhat of a beating...that's sort of the point.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

I would say it's fairly easy to care for. Not the easiest toy to clean and store, but if you know what you're doing, then it's easy to get past that. I used warm water and a toy cleaner to clean it then just towel dried it. It's currently being stored with my other toys in a drawer, but I think I'll be looking for alternate arrangements for storing this particular product. I don't want it to get stuck to anything else (it's located in my panty drawer).
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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