Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Obeahmon

Larger than life, at least mine anyways

This toy has been a wonderful addition to our collection. We have used it in several different situations and found it performs well in all of them. Size, design, price...this toy has many attractive features. The most of which is hearing your partner experience the many pleasures it has to offer.
Big enough to please, strong suction cup, harness compatible.
Scent can spread to objects stored nearby.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This large member of our toy family is incredibly versatile, showing its prowess in several rooms of my abode. For shower play the suction cup is amazing in both the vertical and horizontal orientations. You will need smooth walls/tub for maximum suction strength, on some bumpy tile walls it was less than optimal. Used manually, our sturdy clear friend here received outstanding comments from the wife. There was a small adjustment window where we both realized that my attempt to replicate my junk with a toy proved to be... embellished in the size area by a small margin. After the initial discomfort and re-lubing that was required to insert this monster, its true aptitude was found. Curiosity led us to attach the suction cup to a massage machine that employed linear motion. The suction cup is sufficient enough to keep this toy attached as our love-robot-substitute brought my wife to one raging orgasm after another. Lastly, and this may play into personal preference, I consider it inconceivable that I would be able to use something of this girth for anal insertion.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Immense size
    • Realistic texture
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is pleasant to the touch, perhaps the texture features like veins and such are a little too rigid to be realistic but not by much. It gives off a pleasant, to me, blueberry-ish smell that has not gone away for months of occasional use. The toy itself is definitely soft enough to be comfortable to a woman that detests overly rigid toys. It is stiff enough to work into small places but soft enough to feel similar to the real thing. I would not consider this a "beginner" toy due to its size, however if you are into large dildos or have a size intensive partner this may be perfect as a first toy.
    • Bumpy
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design is spot on as far as penile replications go. The head is noticeable in its dimensions and design. For partner play both people can feel it moving past various muscles and openings. There is nothing discreet about this toy though, it is an embodiment of the "living large" concept in every way. As far as size goes, this thing is big. Both me and the wife ended up with a bit of monster-cock-in-a-box shock when we first saw it. Her body responded very well to its design regardless of its dimensions.
    • Realistic


The suction cup is awesome, it holds in place even under extreme use. The best thing about this toy is its size in my opinion.

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning this toy is as easy as it could be. Soap and water before and after each use. I store it in a drawer with clothing, though some objects located near the toy do gain its scent until the next wash. This isn't a problem unless a co-worker happens to own a similar product. I use the sliquid organics gel for lubricant and have had 0 problems over about 6 months.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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