Crystal jellies ballsy cock - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Somebodyspankme


This is a FABULOUS toy to add to your collection! The price won't break your wallet and you're sure to get every penny's worth!! The size is a little intimidating upon first sight, but you're going to love every single inch!!
Very easy to clean, texture adds to the overall pleasure!
Suction slips a little until you get it into place. But once it "catches" it stays put!!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


WOW!! Just what I thought when I opened the box!! I was pleasantly surprised by the size of this toy and I just HAD to try it out immediately!! I was little overwhelmed with the size of this toy at first, so I utilized it as a standard dildo at first. I was wet with anticipation, so I had no problem inserting this toy!! Although I was anxious to get every inch inside, I exercised patience as I worked it in inch by inch. His toy gave me a wonderfully full feeling!

After a few minutes, I was ready to go hands free!! I took it on a test drive on the dining room chair!! The suction cup was a little hard to get to stick at first. I manipulated it until I finally got it to "catch" on the seat of the chair. I moistened the cup with a little bit of water and that seemed to help a lot. First, I positioned the dildo so I could ride it facing away from the back of the chair. Then I turned around and straddled it facing the back of the chair! WHAT A RIDE!! I was able to ride this toy and play with my tits AND rub my clit at the same time!!

One of the best features of this dildo is its versatility. Not only can it be used as a standard dildo, it can also be placed on any smooth surface! Place it on a chair or perhaps a wall for rear entry. Any way you choose, you certainly can't lose!!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The Sil-a-Gel material does have a smell to it. I washed it in antibacterial, fruity scented hand soap which took most of the smell away. I've obviously washed it several times since and the smell is non-existent now.

The texture is awesome. This molded cock has raised veins that are insane!! The can be easily felt! Very realistic replica of a real cock...size, girth and texture!!

Design / Shape / Size

The detail on this toy is phenomenal! The length, girth and deep veins add to the overall performance of this toy. Not to leave out the balls at the base!!

I found the length of this toy to be PERFECT!! I was able to take all 6 1/2 inches in comfortably. The thick balls are proportionate to the size of the cock. The girth is AMAZING!! This is the first toy I have purchased of this size and I was VERY satisfied! The deep veins add to the overall performance of the toy. The texture is very realistic.

When I inserted the toy, my pussy accommodated every inch. The girth of this toy is AHHHH-mazing!! Although a little, ok a LOT, larger than what I am used to, its entrance into my pussy was nothing short of GRAND!! The toy went in smooth and easy. The deeper it went, the fuller I felt.


OH MY!! The size of this toy can be a little intimidating at first, but once you slide him in...let the fun begin!! Despite my anxiety of wanting to get this toy inside me, I took it slow and enjoyed EVERY inch of it! I felt very full once I had every inch inserted.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of Sil-a-Gel and is latex free. It is very easy to clean and store! I used sex toy cleaner, let it air dry, and then placed it back in it's original packaging and mailing box. It does tend to collect dust and lint, so even though I keep it in the package, I give it a rinse before each use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


OMG!!! I used this bad boy the minute I got it!! I was already wet with anticipation, so I had no problem inserting!!
Follow-up commentary
I am still lovin' the ballsy cock! I enjoy the nice, full feeling. The suction cup works wonderfully! Just don't forget the lube!
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