It’s been a while since I've done a sex toy review on a glass dildo, so I thought I would redress the balance. And as it happens, the Icicle No. 24 from Pipedream couldn’t be more appropriate as temperatures here in the UK drop dramatically as we see the first fall of snow, albeit prematurely.

It seems quite ironic that something with such a chilling name should be designed to get the blood pumping and your temperature soaring. Being that I am a strong proponent of glass sex toys for their many qualities, both in terms of pleasure and safety, this newcomer was very much welcomed in to my bedroom. Not only does it look very classy and organic, it also looks like it is capable of doing the business, if you know what I mean. Of course you do. You are just as naughty as me or you wouldn’t be over here reading this review.

I can’t help looking at No. 24 and thinking that it resembles a squid’s arm. OMG! I’m coming over all Hentai.
See I told you all I was a little bit kinky.

Here are the Icicles chilling facts…
• Each Icicle is hand blown with attention to detail.
• Organically shaped with pleasure ridges and nodules to stimulate and pleasure.
• Curved tip to work the G-spot and heighten stimulation.
• Can be warmed under the hot tap or chilled under the cold tap for a bit of temperature play.
• Cleansing couldn’t be easier simply use anti-bac soap, a toy cleansing preparation or place in the dishwasher, it couldn’t be easier.
• Because glass is non-porous, you can use a lubricant of your choice; water-based to silicone will be fine.

I decided to take my Icicle in to the bedroom during the coldest spell we have had in a long time. With just a few inches of snow on the floor and very cold temperatures, it was nice to have something to warm me up.
Outside was cold but bright as the sun highlighted the ice crystals making them shine like diamonds. I pulled the curtains in the bedroom too. On days like these you need more than a “light box” to lift your spirits as we plunge in to a premature winter.

I slipped under the duvet with my Icicle and placed it between my thighs to take up my heat. It was cold and I shivered as it pressed between my legs. It was so serene, no cars, no people as the early snowfall quelled them all.

A press of the remote control fired up my latest DVD release from the Tanya Hyde stable, leather, whips and groan—very promising.

What could be better than watching Jay Snake giving excellent cunnilingus whilst I contemplate giving myself a jolly good ramming. I take hold of the curved tail and guide the Icicle towards my warm pussy. The solid tip forces entry and as it slips inside massages my internal walls with the glass ridges and contours and it feels good.

I now become aware of the weight of the glass as the tip of the dildo auto seeks out my G-spot. All that is required from me is the side-to-side action which massages my G-spot and with a little added rise and fall puts my clit in a position where it can’t refuse to succumb to the Icicles ministrations.
By now I’m in an in/out rapture which is bringing me closer to emancipation…
…then…bang, bang, bang…
…that will be the postman then, bringing me new toys!

Again, just how ironic is that?