Scary Good

This is one of my favorite toys, and a great dildo for newbies and hardcore dildo enthusiasts alike. It's the perfect size and firmness for nearly any vagina. It's beautiful, versatile, and is made of wonderful body safe silicone. Even if you (like me) hate Twilight, this is one hell of a dildo.
Easy to clean, versatile, harness compatible, and transmits vibrations
Slippery when lubed up, may not work for anal play, and dust clings to it
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a highly versatile dildo, it works beautifully in my Aslan Leather Super-Woman harness. It's easy to grip for use as a standard dildo, and its flared base makes it appropriate for anal play as well, though it's certainly too thick if you're an anal beginner. It's about as firm as a real erect penis, meaning if you jump up and down with it strapped on it'll wiggle around, and it has some "give" to it. It's just the right firmness in my opinion, as it's firm enough for rough thrusting, but soft enough for easy comfortable insertion. As well, it's a great dildo for cock slapping, which is always entertaining.

The vamp is a particularly nice dildo for lesbian couples, as it's just realistic enough for a strap on blow job to be sexy, without moving into the realm of "ick, this penis is too penis-y."

As for straight couples, some men may find it a little too realistic for comfort, but really it depends on the man.

It's a good size for most vaginas, not too big, not too small, and very easy to use.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Pretty
    • Silicone
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo is made out of beautiful slightly shimmery silicone in a very pale flesh tone, in keeping with the vampire theme. It's scentless, flavorless, wonderfully body safe, and easy to clean. Tantus silicone is firm yet "bouncy" if you shake it, it will wiggle back and fourth, and it's very silky smooth. It does have a tendency to attract dust, but that's easily remedied by running it under water for a few seconds before using it. It feels somewhat realistic to the hand or mouth when properly lubed, though not as realistic as some other cocks I've tried made out of "skin like" materials, however it does feel quite realistic upon insertion, and for me that's what really counts.

The head is very pronounced and you can really feel the "pop" upon the entrance or exit of this particular toy,
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This is a beautiful beautiful toy, the shimmery finish, the pronounced head, the semi-realistic but not too realistic (so it doesn't give me the, no pun intended, willies all combine to make a truly gorgeous toy. On top of that it feels utterly incredible. With it's smooth texture, and firm, but not too firm silicone it's also perfectly designed for giving unbelievable pleasure.

Although, I've mostly had my girlfriend strap this on to fuck me, I really enjoy wearing this dildo in a harness. Looking for "my" strap-on cock, I've bought a pretty wide variety of dildos, and this is the first one I've really connected to. When I strap this on, I really do connect to it, to the point where I can reach orgasm by "jacking off" my silicone cock. So, for me at least, the design is a huge success.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic


In my opinion, this dildo is completely incredible, it fits in a harness very well and stays in place. It feels fantastic, it's firm enough to provide excellent g-spot stimulation, and make thrusting easy, but pliant enough to be comfortable even for inexperienced users. Its broad base makes it easier to hold, even when it's covered in lube, and it transmits vibrations beautifully. I enjoy is popping a bullet vibe in-between my partner and the dildo during strap on play, she gets awesome clitoral stimulation, and I get a cock that vibrates, it's a win-win.

The only negatives I can think of are that it's a little slippery when lubed up, and you have to work a little to find the right angle for g-spotting, and really that's it. Basically, this is as close to flawless as a dildo gets.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made out of pure silicone, and can be washed with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, popped in a soap free dishwasher, or even boiled for a few minutes. As with all silicone toys, water based lube only, and store it separately from other silicone toys. As well, the vamp tends to attract dust so keeping it in an air tight container or running it under water before use is recommended.
    • Easy to clean


It comes in a plastic box, with a plastic insert molded to the shape of the dildo. So far I've kept the insert just to have something to protect the dildo so that it doesn't gather so much dust between uses.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this dildo. It feels incredible, and since I started storing it in a sandwich bag in between uses it's stopped the dust collecting problem entirely. It looks exactly as it did when new, and feels just as perfect. I'm so happy I bought this toy. It's a great value for a silicone toy too.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Great review! I love the Vamp, its one of my favorites Glad you enjoyed it as well.
  • Contributor: Minxy
    Did you find the head painful at all?
  • Contributor: Kayla
    I love my Vamp. Good price for a good dildo.
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    Really Great Review, i love how you explained the 'pop' sensation, I've been trying to figure out how to put that sensation into words
  • Contributor: Tori Rebel
    Great review! I can't wait to get this one.
  • Contributor: Madeira
    I enjoy the head personally, the "pop" sensation is one I enjoy
  • Contributor: joja
    Your video is so fun. Thanks a lot!
  • Contributor: Madeira
    Also I have decided to name this cock "Zillah" after Poppy Z. Brite's character.
  • Contributor: zensgirl10
  • Contributor: mariedoll
    You are so adorable
  • Contributor: queergaze
    Awesome! Your review changed my opinion.
  • Contributor: cottonxcandy
    I loved your video, thanks for the awesome review!
  • Contributor: SkylarrStarr
    Great Review...can't wait to get mine!
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