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Slip on tool reviews
Price: $34.99
 
 
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Slip on tool

Mainman
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Contributor: Mainman
The Slip on Tool with the one piece panty harness is easy to put on and comfortable to wear for an extended amount of time. The dong sticks out realistically at a nice upward angle. This toy is great for women on women or for a man who wants a longer lasting erection for multiple sex sessions.
Pros Nice size dong with a comfortable panty fit for almost all sizes of people.
Cons The dong can't be changed. The panties may be uncomfortable for some men.
Rating:
5
Published:August 22, 2010
John Doe reviews
Price: $62.99
 
 
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John Doe

 Splendwhore
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Contributor: Splendwhore
The John Doe is a semi-realistic dildo with plenty of tricks to keep you interested. A filling girth, bulbous head, and angled, lightly textured shaft all make this a wonderful toy. Insert a bullet in the bottom to transform it into a vibrator! Couple it with the Tantus Suction Cup for some hands-free fun! Use it with a partner, in a harness, or go solo. Whenever the mood strikes, whatever you're craving, the John Doe is the perfect stranger for the job.
Pros Silicone, Multi-Functional, Girthy, with an included bullet.
Cons Girthy, Hair Magnet.
Candi and Skip
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Contributor: Candi and Skip
At a little over six inches, the John Doe is a more modest cock than I would normally want for vaginal penetration and than Skip would prefer for his dick size. It is, however, an acceptable size to me for anal or sucking play.
Melissa
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Contributor: Melissa
While semi-realistic dildos are still not my thing, the John Doe did give my partner and I a chance to do some gender-fucking, and I would recommend it to anyone who was looking for that.
Vac-U-Lock Lucid dream No. 14 reviews
Price: $36.99
 
 
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Vac-U-Lock Lucid dream No. 14

PassionQT
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Contributor: PassionQT
Lucid Dream #14 is an entry-level, all-inclusive starter harness set, equipped with a g-spot dildo and powder lubricant to get things going from the moment you take it out of the box.
Pros Comfortable, crotchless, compatible with other Vac-u-lock dildos, phthalate free, reasonable price
Cons So-so dildo, most Vac-u-lock attachments aren't the safest materials
Rating:
4
Published:August 02, 2010
Sedeux please reviews
Price: $31.99
 
 
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Sedeux please

queertastic
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Contributor: queertastic
This toy is a disappointment when it comes to vaginal play. It is small and did not stimulate my g-spot. Although it is harness compatible, if one is looking for a realistically-sized dildo, look elsewhere.
Pros Unrealistic shape for decreased intimidation factor when pegging. Pretty color
Cons Too small for vaginal play
Rating:
3
Published:July 05, 2010
ThePornLibrarian
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Contributor: ThePornLibrarian
I think this is an ideal anal toy for beginners. It's well-crafted and can be sterilized. While there's not a lot that makes this one stand out from the crowd, the size is really great for butt fucking 101.
Pros Made out of silicone, size isn't intimidating for beginners>
Cons Size again, please be aware that this is a very small dildo.
Rating:
4
Published:March 08, 2009
Victoria
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Contributor: Victoria
This is a dildo that moonlights as a plug. Extremely versatile and well made, it's a worthy addition to the toy box. The material and construction are top notch. It's perfect for pegging or solo play.
Pros Silicone. No seams. Versatile. Flared Base. Flexible but firm.
Cons Could be too small to use vaginally for some.
Rating:
5
Published:February 03, 2009
Squirt reviews
Price: $72.99
 
 
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Squirt

 Tuesday
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Contributor: Tuesday
Squirt is a beautiful, large, very firm toy shaped to not only give good G-spot stimulation, but adds a little clitoral stimulation at the same time. Not many dildos offer that. It takes a little practice to find a rhythm that works with Squirt, but it's reasonably effective.
Pros Large without being too large, quality material, beautiful
Cons None
Rating:
4
Published:July 05, 2010
namelesschaos
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Contributor: namelesschaos
The Tantus Squirt aka the Tantus Captain, is an excellent P or G –spotting dildo. The curved S-like shape combined with its firm silicone and substantial girth perfectly hits the intended spot. At 1.75 inches in diameter, this is a think dildo recommended for those with a bit of experience; however for those that can take it the Squirt should proved an excellent experience.
Pros Curve perfectly hit the P(or G)-spot; firm silicone; nice girth.
Cons None really- just make sure you can handle the length and girth.
Rating:
5
Published:February 18, 2010
Owl Identified
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Contributor: Owl Identified
When I first got this guy home I stared it at dolefully, thinking perhaps I had wasted a significant chunk of money on something I'd never get any use out of. It is absolutely HUGE! However, the Tantus Squirt has become one of my favorite toys to use on occasions where I am in the mood for something more extreme. I recommend this dildo highly to anyone that enjoys larger toys and firm G/P spot stimulation.
Pros Shapely design, silky smooth texture makes insertion easier, easy to clean, body-safe, non-porous.
Cons Flimsy base, shaft could have been more flexible, very large, curve can make insertion difficult.
Rating:
4
Published:October 24, 2009
deceased
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Contributor: deceased
Tantus Squirt is the perfect blend of form meets function. It's also unisex, so don't let the Pearlescent sheen shy you away from an experience that will have you clutching the headboards.
Pros Big, beautiful, absolutely bold, and a brilliant design that works in actuality.
Cons Can be a little big for some. (lube up!)
PurpleReign
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Contributor: PurpleReign
All female bodies are unique, but having seen the effects of this well-fashioned dildo, I can only hope that it is designed well enough to provide the same pleasure to most if not all women inclined and able to allow it entrance.
Pros A sleek, effective pleasure-giving mass of silicone, when put in play with the right body.
Cons Nothing, except maybe the somewhat bland colors available for females that undersell its effect.
Rating:
5
Published:February 27, 2009
Sedeux Wave reviews
Price: $51.99
 
 
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Sedeux Wave

 Tuesday
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Contributor: Tuesday
The Sedeux Wave is a texture lover's delight. With a firm, curved, G-spot loving tip and space for a bullet for those who want a little extra sensation, this toy will work well vaginally or anally. Just be sure you can handle the big waves it will send in your direction.
Pros Silicone, provides strong texture, has hole for a bullet.
Cons Texture may be too much for some.
Rating:
3
Published:June 21, 2010
El-Jaro
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Contributor: El-Jaro
Who wants a mustache ride from Gonzo? I DO! I DO! I found out how great Camilla had it all these years. Used as either a plug or a harness accessory, I love the Sedeux Wave!
Pros Comfy, form-fitting, silicone.
Cons Cavity is too small for some bullets. Slight defects discovered after use.
Rating:
5
Published:December 10, 2009
Peg
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Contributor: Peg
Overall we were disappointed by the experience with this toy. The pleasure bumps were more or a distraction than a source of pleasure, set-up and clean-up were a challenge and to have it tear after the first use was frustrating.
Pros Flared base allows for use with or without a harness.
Cons The material quality was poor and the bullet hole was difficult to use.
Rating:
3
Published:November 24, 2008
Mantoy reviews
Price: $60.99
 
 
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Mantoy

 TacoODoom
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Contributor: TacoODoom
Unlike any other dildo I've ever seen. This toy has a look all its own. It's filling without being overwhelming and girthy without being uncomfortable. Perfect for thrusting and made for love.
Pros Supple and flexible, can be sanitized, unique.
Cons Clings to odors, hard to clean, lint magnet.
Rating:
3
Published:June 14, 2010
Carrie Ann
extremely useful
Contributor: Carrie Ann
The Mantoy. Thick, hefty and dense silicone, colored a charcoal grey and etched with tribal design. Shimmery. Almost radiant in appearance, despite it's dark color that should be dull. Filling, easy to thrust, with subtle texture in the form of the etchings and bulges along the shaft. This isn't a toy *for* men but rather a toy that feels masculine and makes me think "penis worship".
Pros High quality, giving yet firm silicone. Subtle bulges and carvings. Thick, meaty.
Cons May be a bit thick for some, tip can be painful against the cervix
Rating:
5
Published:March 06, 2010
deceased
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Contributor: deceased
Incredibly firm, thick, muscular and handsome dildo. Unisex. Premium latex, in a color and shape a man would appreciate. Comes with its own etched tribal tattoos.
Pros Big and thick, handsome and muscular. Nothing wimpy about it.
Cons Could use a touch more of a curve for P-spotting or G-spotting.
Rating:
4
Published:September 18, 2009
Miss Cinnamon
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Contributor: Miss Cinnamon
Mantoy is like a piece of abstract art. It holds a lot of meaning, and glows from the inside. I would have preferred that it glowed on the outside too, because that would have been awesome. Having failed that, Mantoy delivers on all other fronts. It's heavy, girthy, and made of pure silicone joy. It's even sparkly, which makes up for the not glowing part. Perfect when coupled with slow thrusting, Mantoy fills you up and doesn't let you down.
Pros 100% silicone, harness-compatible, nice and girthy.
Cons May not be as aesthetically pleasing as others (doesn't glow in the dark).
Rating:
4
Published:August 17, 2009
ToyingCouple
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Contributor: ToyingCouple
With just a little over six inches of insertable length, the Mantoy was certainly not going to hit bottom, but this dildo has got lots of girth and is about six inches in circumference. It is one thick dildo.
Rating:
4
Published:January 23, 2008
O2 Niagara reviews
Price: $93.99
 
 
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O2 Niagara

Cuntext
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Contributor: Cuntext
The cunt loves it. Definitely worth it, especially if you mainly plan to use it sans strap, and/or if it's important that it also be a vibrator for you. If you need something with length, not toooo much girth (but not super slender, like the Mistress), and more realistic texture, or if you just really like to suck cock, this is the one for you.
Pros Texture that feels amazing in the pussy and just as good in the mouth.
Cons The hole for the bullet vibe and thin-ish base make it a bit hard to strap on and fuck with.
Kaijah
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Contributor: Kaijah
The delightful dual texture and gentle ridges, combined with optional vibrations, make the Niagara a versatile and beautiful dildo that can easily be recommended to everyone.
Pros O2 material, gentle ridges, nice girth, long length accommodates many positions
Cons Nothing
Essin' Em
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Contributor: Essin' Em
It felt even better as I worked it in and out, and better yet as I picked up my Hitachti Magic Wand to give my clit some loving. It didn't take long before my cunt walls were squeezing the Niagara as I thrust it in and out of me.
Mr. Limpy small reviews
Price: $15.99
 
 
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Mr. Limpy small

Kinky Kitty
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Contributor: Kinky Kitty
Perfect packer pecker for the girl who wants to add a little bulge. Realistic look and feel is sure to fool anyone.
Pros Realistic detail, warms to body temp.
Cons Unrealistic color, testicles are flat on the back, everything sticks and stains, can't use soap.
Rating:
3
Published:April 03, 2010
Unicorn horn reviews
Price: $85.99
 
 
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Unicorn horn

Carrie Ann
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Contributor: Carrie Ann
The Unicorn Horn is a toy so full of whimsy it almost transports you to your own little world when you pull it out. Opalescent, shimmery, with variations of colors that are magical in appearance it's also quality silicone with a soft, plush yet firm tactile property that feels as magical as it looks.
Pros Gorgeous, whimsical, plush and pliable, mild texture.
Cons Not great for g-spot stim, texture lovers may be disappointed.
Rating:
5
Published:March 21, 2010
deceased
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Contributor: deceased
The Unicorn is an alluring dildo because of its unique appearance. It is different than anything you might have in your collection. It is also premium quality, so if you take care of it, you can pass it on down to future generations (lol). It's American made, hypoallergenic, and it certainly is surprising when you strap on, and try it on your partner! It has that "wow" effect. It's so much more than just a novelty.
Pros Multi-functional, harness friendly, looks cool on a shelf!
Cons Not a G spotter or a P spotter, a bit thick for some folks.
Rating:
4
Published:July 22, 2009
 CaptainBunnyKilla
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Contributor: CaptainBunnyKilla
The Unicorn Horn is made of silicone with a really nice consistency and texture: it's a little squishy and flexible, yet firm. This dildo works nicely in a harness or on its own.
Pros Soft, bendy silicone, nice girth, it's a freaking unicorn horn!!!
Cons Texture may not be noticeable.
Rating:
5
Published:March 11, 2009
Essin' Em
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Contributor: Essin' Em
Feeling a little horn-y? The unicorn is a fabulously fun dildo that feels great, looks amazing, and is is made of good quality materials by an awesome independent company. I can't recommend it enough!
Pros Unique, silicone (easy to clean, phthalate free), horn swirls feel great, harness compatible.
Cons Slightly odd looking, no bullet vibe in base.
Rating:
5
Published:February 20, 2008
Backword Odder
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Contributor: Backword Odder
All in all, it is a wonderful addition to my toy collection. The Unicorn Horn not only has a very original appearance; it is effective in any position I would be inclined to use. I foresee the Unicorn Horn getting a decent amount of action.
Pros The groove, its harness compatibility, the soft flexible silicone, the unique design
Cons The length of the shaft; it could be a little longer.
Rating:
4
Published:February 20, 2008
Happy valley realistic reviews
Price: $75.99
 
 
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Happy valley realistic

 Owl Identified
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Contributor: Owl Identified
The Happy Valley Realistic is a whole lot of man, packing 7 inches of ribbed, veiny goodness and pair of smooth, solid testicles in beautiful silver marbled silicone. A thick, pronounced head and the realistic contours of the shaft together provide nuanced sensations with every inch of penetration. Equipped with a hole for a vibrating bullet in the base, this life-like cock comes with everything and then a little more.
Pros Wide bullet hole, body safe, easy to share, contoured for extra stimulation
Cons Can be difficult to clean around the base and in the bullet hole, not compatible with all harnesses
Grrl toyz silicone strap-on dong with balls reviews
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Grrl toyz silicone strap-on dong with balls

Owl Identified
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Contributor: Owl Identified
This big daddy of a dildo sure can look disarming with all of its innocent seafoam green. But don't be fooled; this is no sensuous foreplay teaser. The Grrl Toyz Strap-on Dong weighs in at a substantial 19 ounces and measuring 8.5 inches in total! This large, semi-realistic dong is also made of body-safe and easy-to-clean silicone, making it easy to care for, safe to share and body-safe. So size kings and queens can rejoice, for this toy has quantity AND quality to boot.
Pros Phthalates and latex-free, easy-to-clean, safe-to-share, curved for G/P spot stimulation.
Cons Does not explicitly state whether or not it is 100% silicone, molding imperfections.
Rating:
4
Published:January 29, 2010
Kayden's frosted ice silicone cock reviews
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Kayden's frosted ice silicone cock

removedacnt
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Contributor: removedacnt
Kayden's Frosted Ice is a pretty, frosted, transparent, silicone dildo. It is rather large and has a very pronounced ledge at the base of the head. Personally, I found that ledge to be rather uncomfortable. But if textures such as this are what you love, then this will be a perfect dildo for you. It is very well made and for me the only drawback was that ledge.
Pros 100% medical grade silicone, textured nubs, sterilizable.
Cons Ledge at the base of the head is very pronounced.
Rating:
3
Published:January 27, 2010
Sedeux Glam reviews
Price: $38.99
 
 
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Sedeux Glam

Domineight
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Contributor: Domineight
So far so good. This is a great toy for both vaginal and anal use. I would recommend this to anyone looking for a quality, moderately-size toy.
Pros For beginners, silicone, pretty, inexpensive for silicone.
Cons May be too small for some people.
Rating:
4
Published:December 11, 2009
Cocky smoothy with base reviews
Price: $11.99
 
 
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Cocky smoothy with base

DrNike69
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Contributor: DrNike69
This extremely floppy toy is hardly good for any thrusting power, but is fulfilling in its size, girth, and length. It's smell is overbearing, and it's lack of firmness is very disappointing. I'd spend a little more money and get a more fulfilling, and firm, toy.
Pros Shape and size are good for the average user.
Cons Floppy and not firm at all, strong smell.
Rating:
1
Published:December 04, 2009
Vac-u-lock cock reviews
Price: $90.99
 
 
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Vac-u-lock cock

Sir
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Contributor: Sir
With a realistic feel (soft, movable skin and firm inner core), this cock is as close to a perfect realistic dildo as you can get. It can be licked, sucked, smacked, fucked, and jacked off without losing its attractive texture. UR3 is very porous and cannot be sterilized, but the way that it feels is too good to be passed up.
Pros Lifelike material, heavy, fun to play with, skin moves with touch, firm inner core.
Cons Horrid smell, color fades, cannot be sterilized.
Rating:
4
Published:December 04, 2009
Lucid dream shape No.9 reviews
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Lucid dream shape No.9

Dove
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Contributor: Dove
Overall, I thought this dildo was a great investment, especially because the harness worked so well and is compatible with other vac-u-lock dildos. I found this dildo really fun, but I wasn't a fan of its slight smell and sticky feel. Otherwise though, it was very satisfying!
Pros Aesthetically pleasing, comfortable harness, good toy size, good toy texture.
Cons Slight smell, slight sticky feel, harness straps can pull through, no vibrating.
Rating:
4
Published:October 10, 2009
Hawaiian dreams dildo reviews
Price: $23.99
 
 
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Hawaiian dreams dildo

Wet n' Wild
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Contributor: Wet n' Wild
Hawaiian dreams is one toy that you definitely have been dreaming about. With its great length and girth and the perfect amount of firmness, this toy can be used in any situation. The only concern is that this toy needs a little extra attention when it comes to cleaning up. This is the perfect dildo for the perfect price.
Pros The girth, length, and firmness are perfect.
Cons This toy is more difficult to clean up.
Rating:
5
Published:September 24, 2009
Vac-u-lock raging hard-on cock reviews
Price: $14.99
 
 
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Vac-u-lock raging hard-on cock

Roxy
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Contributor: Roxy
I wouldn't say this product was TOTALLY FABULOUS or TERRIBLY disappointing. It got the job done, unfortunately, without any bells and whistles to speak of.
Pros Great for anal.
Cons I wish the testicles were more free flowing and not so flat.
Rating:
3
Published:August 29, 2009
Girl 1 reviews
Price: $32.99
 
 
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Girl 1

vanillalatex
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Contributor: vanillalatex
This dildo is probably a good choice for beginners, but I found it to be too soft and flexible to do the job. Overall it was disappointing, but it's fairly inexpensive for a silicone toy so would probably be worth the money for the right person; for that reason I give it three stars instead of two.
Pros Quality material, nice color, soft and small enough for beginners.
Cons G spot stimulation ineffective, too soft and flexible.
Rating:
3
Published:August 21, 2009
Bondi Betty
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Contributor: Bondi Betty
These downsides clearly don't have an impact on the effectiveness of the product (several explosive orgasms), they just doesn't help give the impression that this is a 'quality' product, despite its claims. The smooth silicone worked easily with my own juices (although I did use lube on other occasions), and while it is slim, Girl 1 still made me feel full. The head increased the sensations as it rubbed against me.
Rating:
3
Published:January 31, 2008