Smartballs Teneo duo - vaginal balls by Fun Factory - review by Boxers Over Briefs

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Smart Balls Make the Grade

This product is much more than advertised. It's a vaginal muscle tightener, with the added bonus of doubling as a delightful sex toy.
Versatile, easy to use, fun!
Can cause distracting sensations while driving.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Hey folks, boxersoverbriefs doesn’t have a vagina with which to try out this product, so he’s asked me, his lady friend and partner, to put in my two cents. And with that, on to the review:

The Smart Balls Teneo duo is a remarkably well-made toy. First of all, Fun Factory packages everything up nicely and includes fairly extensive instructions (and diagrams!), so getting started is a cinch. The silicone outer layer makes it easy to clean, and doesn’t have the icky chemical smell present in some other products. Both balls have small ridges, which I suppose are meant to add pleasure, but are really more of an aesthetic thing. The second ball has a finger-sized groove on its end, giving the user better leverage for insertion, which is especially useful when sampling the trial-sized packet of lube that comes included with the toy.

It should be noted that silicone-based lubes are a no-no here; they will degrade the material. Water and oil-based lubes on the other hand are a-ok. The extraction cord is “elastomed” coated in silicone, making it stretchy and ensuring that you can’t “accidentally” pull the balls out at an inopportune time, but strong enough to withstand a forcible yank.

While the Smart Balls are advertised as vaginal muscle strengtheners, my experience is that they could easily be marketed as more of a straight-up sex toy. When I first got the product, I put it in for an afternoon of running errands. Within each hollow outer ball is a weighted inner ball, which rattled around whenever I moved, causing slight vibrations within my vagina. Hint: the greater the movement, the greater the rattling.

My partner jokingly got me to skip around a bit and it felt great. Even just sitting at the right angle caused pleasurable feelings, and driving over speed bumps was dangerously distracting. I can only imagine what bouncing around on a trampoline would do! And not only was there constant physical stimulation, but the psychological thrill of doing something secretly naughty, in a public setting, was quite delightful as well.

In the bedroom, the Smart Balls are a diverse product as well. When pulled upon gently, the springy removal band pulls the outer ball into contact with the outermost ring of vaginal muscles, which gives a wonderful sense of tension. My partner masturbated me like that, pulling the outermost ball slowly out, then pushing it back in, and I had one of the quickest orgasms of my life. (Granted, I had been wearing the balls all day and was horny as hell to begin with). We also tried anal intercourse while I had the balls inserted,and the added feeling of fullness and pressure was pretty great.

I can’t speak yet to the muscle strengthening properties of the balls, as I’ve only used them a couple of times. It will be something to remark upon in a follow-up review. Overall, I highly recommend the Smart Balls Teneo duo. They’re easy and enjoyable to use, versatile, and they (theoretically) keep your cooter tight to boot!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • spicywife
    Great review! Thanks! I need to get a pair, I keep reading wonderful reviews about vaginal balls in general Smile
  • Sammi
    I have the other Smart Balls, and I adore them. I may need to get these as well Smile
  • Valyn
    Sounds good! I like that the that cord is covered! Nice review!
  • Boxers Over Briefs
    Thanks for the positive feedback everybody!
  • Beth D
    LOL, distractions while driving!
  • MasterBlaster
    Great thanks for the review.
  • indiglo
    Great review, very helpful!
  • Sunrise
    Great review thank you.

  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks a lot for the review!
  • zracer
    great review
  • Michelle Conner
    nice review
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