Smartballs Teneo duo - vaginal balls by Fun Factory - review by vulvalicious

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These may be wonderful for women who want a quality product to strengthen their pelvic floor muscles, for women who have given birth or are not as tight as they want to be. If you have a smaller vaginal canal, don't like toys that are larger or firm with no give; these are not for you. If you're looking for something to get you in the mood or to make work more fun I'd recommend passing on this set.
Easy removal, won't fall out, quality silicone
Big for some, provided no sexual stimulation
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I've never given birth and don't have pelvic organ prolapse, which can lead to urinary or fecal incontinence. I wanted this toy to strengthen my pelvic floor muscles for more controlled and better orgasms and because I've read from many reviewers that they can be arousing to wear and provide added enjoyment when worn during anal play or spanking. The directions suggest not wearing these for more than three hours. My first night with them I wore them around the house to make dinner, do housework and relaxing on the couch. I've also worn them hiking, out of the house and while being spanked. When I first put the balls in they feel quite filling, but not necessarily in a good way. Sort of like a super tampon that was inserted incorrectly. After a few minutes I got used to them being in and didn't really notice they are there. Unfortunately, that's about all I have to report. I didn't find them to be arousing at all and I didn't feel them rolling around when I was getting spanked. Again, I didn't get them so much to help with my pelvic floor muscles so they may work quite well this way for some. Others may also find them arousing. It's one of those things you don't really know until you try.

These balls are very nicely made and have a good weight to them. They are made of silicone and have weighted balls inside that you can feel roll around inside. The two balls are connected and have a long, narrow loop attached to the bottom ball for removal. The balls are stiff, there is no give or squish, and the removal loop is quite inflexible as well. The loop isn't necessarily uncomfortable but the firmness of it makes is so that you have to make it either go backwards or forwards in your panties. Depending on how much of the loop sticks out this can create a bulge as it doesn't lie flat or bend easily. I would not feel comfortable wearing these with a bathing suit, skirt or pants with no panties as I'd be afraid the loop would hang out or make an unsightly bulge in my clothes.

It's safe to use water-based lubricant with these balls. I found using lubricant was key to getting them inserted easily and comfortably. Word of caution on the lube though; it does make the balls slippery, which is the point I know, but be careful not to get lube at the base of the first ball where it attaches to the second. This is where you need to push to get the first ball in. If it's all slippery it makes the process of getting it in much more difficult. The first time I tried getting them in all lubed up everywhere my finger slipped off and I accidentally stabbed myself in my sensitive nether-regions with my fingernail. The second ball is easier to get in as there is a little indentation at the bottom for you to place a finger in.

They come in a nice, sturdy package that's not very discreet. It says for women ONLY and has a few pictures on the front that may make some people question what's in the box.

I want to point out that I ordered the "violet/white" Smartballs, which shows as the same color as the "grape/white" Smartballs. I actually wanted the "grape/white" color but as you can see below the "violet/white" is a much lighter color. Like a lilac, purplish shade.

Length: 7 1/4"
Insertable length: 7 1/4"
Circumference: 4 3/4"
Diameter: 1 1/2"
Weight: 0.3 lb

Next to a golf ball (top) and ping pong ball (bottom)


These balls are made of silicone and are rated a 10 on Edens Material Safety scale. Silicone repels dirt and bacteria and holds up to prolonged use. These balls are smooth and not porous, although they do have ridges and layers as you can see by looking closely at the pictures. They can be fully disinfected by boiling for three minutes or by washing them in the top rack of the dishwasher.
Follow-up commentary
These balls just aren't for me. They are meant to help strengthen pelvic floor muscles and I didn't really need to do that; that's not the main reason why I purchased these. I was hoping, as I'd read in some other reviews, that these balls would be arousing to wear. I wanted to be able to wear them while making dinner or doing laundry all the while being stimulated, sort of like extended, solo foreplay before going to bed with my husband. They didn't do this for me. I think it is entirely possible that these will work for other women as they are intended, to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles. Just be aware of the size as they may be too big for some.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Smartballs Teneo duo tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Spanking
    • Women
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels
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  • no name 1
    wow very good review. i will keep these in mind
  • Zandrock
    Great review
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Thanks for the great review!
  • K101
    These are nice, but the Uno was WAY too big for me, so I have to skip these too. I adore the rumble that comes with these, and unfortunately, no other kegel ball gives that kind of rumble. I've gone through so many different balls trying to find the entertaining rumble that these have -- none measure up. I would so wish for FF to come out with a mini ball for those of us who can't use the big ones. Sorry to hear you didn't have much fun with them. They aren't really as orgasm producing as people say. I mean, it's really unlikely that something that's left inside your vagina will cause you to orgasm. I've no idea why people say that. It's unture for me with every single ball, no matter how rumbly. And you're right, it's not easy to feel the rumble with the Fun Factory ones. When I used the Uno I'd have to rock my hips to cause a rumble or jump, but the deep feeling was really fun for me, not orgasmic but simply entertaining. It was hard to keep still because I wanted to rumble. Lol. I use a mini kegel ball kit now and have no fun. Lol. No neat rumble at all. I don't know about tightening, but I have noticed my orgasms are longer than they used to be, so that's definitely appreciated.
  • vulvalicious
    Thanks for reading my review. Hope it helps you in making a decision on these. If you have any questions or want more information please message me!
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    Thanks for the good review, and the comparison pictures!
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    nice review
  • Whisper21
    I think I'll look at alternatives. thanks.
  • fizzygato
    Lol about the "like a super tampon inserted incorrectly." Review was definitely helpful, thanks. The size is still slightly concerning for me, but I think it's sad this is still one of the top kegel balls I'm considering
  • purpledesert
    Nice pics.
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