MiMi - discreet massager discontinued by Je Joue - review by crushemall

Ohhhh MiMi. I haven't been with a girl in awhile. Okay, last month, but you are certainly my favorite now.

Velvety to the touch (if you don't have a silicone toy, get one. Now.), the MiMi sits perfectly in the palm of your hand. The silicone gives this toy a 100% safety rating, and it's waterproof, so washing isn't a hassle. It is rechargeable (YES!) and charges at the end through a magnetic clip (like a Mac charger). It blinks when charging and holds steady when it's fully charged.

It comes in a delicious black box with a satin tie (sexy!). I was almost wet just looking at the packaging. Untie the ribbon, and inside nests your little love egg in a pre-formed shelf. Mine is pink (I thought Rose was too tacky and bright) and I love the subtlety of the color; it really feels like a high class toy. Underneath the MiMi is the charger and instructions. Instructions are easy to understand and to the point. Warranty and safety instructions are included (one year limited warranty).

The MiMi has five vibration levels and five pulsing modes. To switch modes, you simply press the "+" button located at the end to cycle forward, and the "-" to cycle backward. First is the five vibration levels and then the five pulses. To turn off at any time, hold down the "-" sign for two seconds. There are only those two buttons (+ and -), so it's very simple to use. The light comes on once the MiMi is turned on, and stays steady until you switch modes. Then it blinks once (so if you can't tell if you've switched modes or not, you can see from the light blinking). Once you turn it off, it starts all over from level 1 again, so it doesn't have memory as to what you used last.

I like strong vibrators, and levels 2 and 3 were plenty strong for me. 4 and 5 seemed to freaking buzz my clit off, which is good if you're into that. If you haven't been able to find a vibrator strong enough yet, TRY THIS ONE.

The only bummer is when you get to the pulsing modes. They only come in one strength of vibration, so if that is too strong or not strong enough for you, too bad! If you're a whore for pulse patterns and picky about their strength, this isn't the toy for you. In general, the pulse patterns are a level 3-4 (strong!). So I really enjoy them because I need more of a strong vibration. But if you like patterns and a low buzz, this won't work.

I love the MiMi so much because I *need* a vibrator to orgasm with a partner. I hate cock rings because you can't pull in and out while still being vibrated against, so the MiMi is most definitely my new favorite vibrator. It's not small, slippery, and cheap like those little bullet vibrators; instead, it's beautiful, velvety, and easy to grip.

It comes to a nice thin, pointed end, where you can go with precision to your special spot, or you can use the flat, smooth part to get a general buzz in your whole area. I like sliding it between my labia and then up to my clit. With a partner, I like alternating between using the tip and the flat side.

Oh god. As a thrifty person, this is by far the most I've spent on a toy and this is the best toy I've ever bought. It's no longer sold here (still on the manufacturer's site), but there are very similar toys here on edenfantasys that are rechargeable. I'm sad they no longer sell this.

It has very strong vibrations and is very, very discreet.
The only downside I forgot to mention, is the buttons can be difficult to push when using. They are very small and you have to HOLD it down instead of just pushing. But, this is a minor flaw in an almost perfect toy.