Astroglide - lubricant discontinued by BioFilm - review by Neyko

This was the biggest waste of money to-date I have spent on lube. If you are into a bit of pain with your pleasure then this is for you, because quite frankly, my man would have been better to have gone in dry. To be fair, it worked wonderfully for the first 2 minutes. From then on it was progressively more sticky. After 10 minutes we added more. When that too became sticky and awful feeling we gave up and went to shower, which lead to awesome shower sex, so I guess that is a plus.

I honestly can not think of a 'best situation' for this product, except perhaps as a glue on your children's next school project. One good thing is this product appears to be free of allergens and irritants. However, everybody is different. If this is your first time with the product, test a small patch first because nothing sucks more than having to stop your activities because your crotch is on fire.

This has consistancy of hair gel. It is very slick for about a minute than it becomes tacky. It has a habit of making a mess of its cap, much like a ketchup bottle does. The best thing is that being waterbased, a quick shower gets rid of the sticky icky residue it leaves behind once dry.

I can't say much to the taste because my tongue went numb almost the second this stuff hit it. It was bad, a bit like if you bite open a benedryl liqui-gel capsule. It has a very mild aroma, almost plastic like but this is only if you stick your nose right IN the bottle. Basic human scents overpower it instantly while in use.

The product lasts about 2 minutes in a useful state. As a tacky glue like mess, you could probably have it all night long. This stuff washes off wonderfully, you don't even really need soap to get rid of it. I suggest you use it anyway though. The best part of this is the bottle. It is very pretty to leave sitting on the nightstand with its curvy shape. In use the bottle has the same drawbacks as your typical bottle of ketchup, the lube squirts all over the lid if you are not careful. A damp rag will clean it right up though.