Sticky, Smell, Tacky; No Thanks

I will not be buying this again and what remains in the container will be hitting the trash! It was too sticky to be used for the purpose it was intended. Skip this and try something else.
Cost effective, cute bottle
Sticky, tacky, gooey, stinky
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I understand that every person has a different body and a different body pH level, so reactions to lubricants will always vary. Starting with that statement in mind, I would never recommend this product to anyone. Upon opening the bottle you will be assaulted with a horrible chemical smell. If you are like me, you are still determined to try the stuff just because you spent your hard earned money on it. So, you apply it to your genitals and a toy, thinking you are about to get down to a nice masturbation session. However, this is not the case. In a matter of minutes you are a sticky, gooey, mess. You try wiping the stuff off with the handy baby wipes you keep with you in case things get interesting, but to no avail. You have to end your session and hop in the stupid shower to scrub the stuff off. After exiting the shower, you notice that you still smell like a bottle of genital chemicals and you pitch the stuff in the trash. Let's face it, you didn't spend that much money on it!

If you read this far and didn't get the point, then this stuff isn't worth the purchase. While it might work for some people out there, for me it turned into a sticky, tacky, mess that you could actually pull gooey lines away from your body after using. I have never had a lubricant that I liked less than I liked this one. While I will not claim to be an expert in all the uses for Astroglide, I will not be a return customer.

If you are just looking at the price of this product, look elsewhere. There are great deals on other lubes all the times on Eden's website, and other much better, less smelly, less overall disgusting products to try. Granted, this is cheap and the bottle is cute, but it isn't worth what you pay for it.
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  • Contributor: joiedejouets
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing. I also did not get much out of this lube. only used the one bottle, have never purchased since then.
  • Contributor: Herzer
    Thanks for the review. Too bad it didn't work out.
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