Sassy - gel by Sliquid, LLC - review by Mxd

Feel the toy, not the lube

Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel is an amazing lube that I cannot promote enough. It is my favorite lubes for anal. I was first off put by the price, but I now feel it is totally worth it!
Long lasting, thick, smooth, soothing, no smell
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Sliquid sassy booty formula is intended for use for penetrative anal sex, and it excels at this function for me. Many have said that it helps them use even larger anal toys with relative ease, and that held true for me also. On top of that I have not noticed any allergic reactions and I'm usually the guy who is allergic to everything.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anal
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Wherever you are having anal sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Sliquid sassy booty formula is incredibly thick. It is the thickest lube that I have encountered that can still be poured out of a bottle. I have squeezed quarter sized applications of the product onto the heads of toys while upright, rotated the toys 90 degrees and did not notice the lube shifting around at all.

The texture of the lube is amazingly smooth. It also feels different than every other lube I have tried. Most of the water based lubes I have used in the past give me a very distinct "Wet" feeling. Silicone and oil-based lubes give me a very slippery oily feeling. Sliquid sassy doesn't really feel like anything when I first apply it. There isn't a real sense of weight or wetness. But when I start to move it around I notice that it completely takes away the unpleasant sensations associated with friction. I noticed this when I was rubbing some into the back of my hand to test it, and I noticed it again during anal use.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

When I first opened the bottle I did not notice any smell at all. I pour a little onto the back of my hand and I still smell absolutely nothing. While many of the lubes I have used before contain aloe and I tend to associate that the smell of lube, this lube just does not have a smell to me, even when I went looking for it.

For the purpose of this review I tasted a small dot and noticed that it did not have any flavor at all. But I did get the sensation that the lube was spreading across my tongue like a not oily version of petroleum jelly. I do not advise anyone to taste this lube or use it for oral sex.
    • No smell
    • No taste


This lube is absolutely amazing. While I was not impressed by how quickly it faded for external male masturbation, that is not really what this lube is for. When used internally I was amazed by how I didn't feel wet inside; I felt nothing. No lubey feeling, no irritation, no burning. It was like all of the unpleasant things about anal play had just gone away. As many others have mentioned, I find it to be a lot easier to use larger toys when I use Sliquid Sassy. The way that it just coats my insides and allows me to feel the toy that I'm using, rather than feeling the toy move around the lube I am using.

I was also impressed by how long it lasted. I didn't even notice that 3 hours had passed, and I had gone through a number of toys, but I didn't feel sore. The main reason I stop when I'm using Sliquid Sassy is because my arms are worn out or I need to go to bed. And I don't wake up sore the next day. Even with extremely (and I mean extremely) vigorous thrusting everything felt smooth and wonderfully comfortable.
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


When I first pulled the bottle out of my box of new toys I was amazed by how bright and "friendly" it was. At a distance all you can really tell is that it is very "feminine" if you will.

I do like the top and it is easy to dispense the lube one handed while holding a toy in my other hand. When I gave the bottle a strong squeeze while the cap was closed, I noticed that air was finding its way out of the bottle. If you travel with this after opening it you might want to put it into a plastic bag to make sure you don't end up with a messy spill.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
I still love Sliquid Sassy Booty formula. I've actually gotten a few playmates into it. It continues to be my go-to product for anal play. Its performance is consistently wonderful and pleasurable.
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    Nice review. It's good to know it's really thick. I'll have to check in to this stuff. Thanks!
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