Sassy - gel by Sliquid, LLC - review by KrissyNovacaine

Sassy Surprise

I shouldn't have doubted Sliquid, but when I first tested this out on my hand I did. It seemed to dry out quickly and leave a weird residue. In use, only one of these was true. Sassy is a work horse that will out last you every time. Unfortunately, you will be left with an icky residue that needs to be cleaned up with soap and water.
Long lasting
Compatible with all materials
Leaves a weird residue
Requires soap and water to clean
Bad taste
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Sliquid brings you Sassy, a water based formula specifically designed for anal play, but don't limit yourselves! Sassy is great for vaginal play, toys, and manual stimulation. Sassy is even thick and long lasting enough for fisting. (I know, I know, scary.)

All Sliquid lubes are specifically designed to be vegan friendly and hypoallergenic. There are no dangerous glycerins or parabens, and nothing that can throw off the delicate balance of your body.

Basically, Sliquid is amazing, and Sassy is no exception.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Sassy is the thickest lube I've yet to run into. It's actually so thick that getting it out of the bottle actually requires a squeeze which I hadn't encountered with a water based lube before. Sassy is so thick that it stayed in place over 1/8th of an inch thick on a vertical dildo. Now, that's impressive.

Sassy just feels slick and wet. Some lubes feel silky or velvety, but this isn't one of them. Honestly, Sassy feels a lot like a thicker version of the natural thing. That is until Sassy dries... But more on that later.

Sassy's thickness may make it hard to get out of the bottle, but once you have it out, you will appreciate it. It's not going anywhere except where you put it, and it won't move from there.
    • Slick
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Sassy is absolutely scent free, but it does come with a bitter taste. The taste fades from your mouth quickly, but it's not something you want to have in your mouth at all. This is not a lube you want to use before you plan on having oral contact. It's not pleasant at all.
    • Bad taste
    • No smell


Oh Sassy, how could I doubt you? I was deceived by my spot test! I swear! I can't believe that I thought you were a waste of money!

Dramatic make up over, Sliquid made a fantastic product. This is what I always wanted in a lube, but I never knew that it was possible. Sassy is most certainly a perfect lube for anal play. I specifically love it for use with all my delicious silicone toys, but it holds up to vigorous anal sex like a champ.

The downside, there always is one, is that Sassy is a pain to clean up. Most of Sliquid's water based lubes evaporate without leaving any kind of residue, but not so with Sassy. Sassy leaves a weird residue. It's hard to describe. It's like the feeling you get when it's been hot, but your sweat has all dried. I don't know exactly what to call it, but it feels like that. It also stays on you unless you really go at it with soap and water. Cleaning Sassy off of toys also requires a full bath. I normally use a lot of toy wipes, but after playing with 4 toys, it took me almost an entire package of 10 wipes to clean up my toys.
    • Feels natural
    • Gets sticky


Sassy comes in a clear bottle with a pink label. The label blatantly says that this is a lubricant, but at least it doesn't have naked women on it. There are flowers on it that have the female symbol in them, but it's not noticeable unless you are close. This isn't a bottle I would leave sitting out on its own, but it's not the end of the world if it happened.

The cap is one of the ones that pops up, so spills aren't a huge concern. Sassy doesn't pour out of it unless you squeeze, so leaving it open may make a mess, but I am willing to bet it'll be a small one.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Special Features

The ingredients are as follows:

Purified H2O, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamposis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

For me, there is something sexy about a short ingredients list. Sliquid lubes are vegan friendly and hypoallergenic!
Follow-up commentary
I love this for use with anal toys. It is so thick and comfortable. We typically don't use it for anal sex because we prefer to use a silicone lube for that. It is my go to lube for anal toys now.
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  • js250
    Wonderful review--I could not use this--it burned my skin but my hubby thought it was pretty good for the pump.
  • John E W
    Thanks for a great review!

    Is reapplication needed or it just doesn't evaporate very fast?
  • KrissyNovacaine
    The bottle suggests either,but I haven't needed to do either
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review.
  • xxxbluexxx
    nice review!
  • bayosgirl
  • Trysexual
    Love this stuff too. Thanks
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