Sassy - gel discontinued by Sliquid, LLC - review by discotits

Why Sass?

Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel is a water-based anal lube. It is recommended for anal because of its thick viscosity; it can be used for other activities. Unlike popular silicone anal lubes, Sassy can be used with silicone toys because its water-based ingredients will not degrade the material. It is similar to Sliquid H20, except, being an anal lube, it is thicker.

Where can I Sass?

ANYWHERE YOU CAN IMAGINE! Though, obviously, taking it in the water may not be a great idea because water has a tendency to, you know, wash things away. Sassy Booty is an anal lube, but can be used for pretty much anything else you would need to use lube for: vaginal sex, oral, handies, squeaky door knob, etc.

What does Sass feel/taste/smell like?

The ingredient list gets an A+. Sassy is 100% Vegan and glycerin-free, L-arginine-free, paraben-free and petro-chemicals-free. The ingredients make this lube perfect for those with sensitive skin.

Sassy Ingredients:
Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid
See?

Sassy comes out of the bottle easily, despite being so thick, almost like hand soap. It has a smooth, slightly velvety texture without being oily or (ew) chunky. It has a very mild, clean scent that really can only be detected when your nose is inches from the lube. The water-based formula lasts a long time. When it dries it doesn’t become sticky, and slicks right back up again when a little water is added. This lube has staying power; it won’t run down toys the way many lubes, especially silicone lubes, do. I have not experienced any itchiness or irritation when using Sassy. This lube is surprisingly long lasting, despite being water-based. I put a thin layer of Sassy on my arm to test how long it took to dry out. The thinner patches dried up in about 5 minutes, while the thicker patches (< 1 mm) took more than 30 minutes to dry completely. I did taste it (for science); it has a slightly bitter, soap-y taste to it. Sassy washes clean with soap and water.

What else makes Sassy awesome-sauce?

When your Sassy arrives it will have a tamper-proof seal that you will have to remove before use; it confused my boyfriend. It has a pop-top lid (like many shampoo bottles) that makes it easy to dispense and also makes traveling with it easy. Though it may not seem like a lot, this 4oz package should last you quite a while. I have had it for several months and have been using it rather consistently and it is still going.