Get Yer Hands Off Me Booty!

Oddly enough, the word "booty" is nowhere to be found on the Sliquid Sassy label. While the thicker formula was created with anal sex in mind, I just find it funny that Eden is now calling it Sassy "Booty." [Edit: Apparently, some bottles do indeed say "Booty" on them. Sorry!] But anyway, Sassy is a multipurpose, water-based lube that works great for anal and vaginal use. It's all-natural and contains no parabens or glycerin.

Sassy is one of Sliquid's thicker lubes, like Organics Gel and Ride H2O. All three of them feel almost the same, actually. And like all Sliquid lubes that I've thus tried, they are not sticky, nor do they leave residue when they dry on the skin.

Here are the ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamposis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid. It has the exact same ingredients as Ride H2O except for the Citric Acid, which I believe acts as a natural preservative. But so does Potassium Sorbate, so I'm not sure why Sassy has two preservatives while Ride H2O has only one. It's not too big a deal though; just something to ponder.

Sassy, like all Sliquid lubes, is vegan.

Like most of the unflavored Sliquids, there is a slight soapy taste to Sassy. It's not icky or very noticeable though. I can't smell this lube even if it's right up to my nose.

Continuing with the comparison of Sassy to Organics Gel and Ride H2O, it performs pretty much exactly like those two. They are all thick, which makes them great for anal play as well as for vaginal use.

Now I will try to break down which one you should choose, if you are considering a thick Sliquid lube, but don't know which to go for:

Ride H2O - Basic formula. Choose this one if you want to save a few bucks, because it's the cheapest of the bunch (if you get the larger size).
Organics Gel - Fancier formula with organic extracts. Get this one if you believe that the organic extracts hold some special benefit, but keep in mind the extracts are the only organic part of it, and they comprise a very small percent of the formula.
Sassy - This one is just about identical to Ride H2O, except for the packaging. Plus Eden doesn't offer the larger size, so it's not as cost-effective to choose this one. But if you love pink and dislike cowboys (referring to their respective labels), then you might as well get this one.

Eden only carries the 4.2 ounce size of this Sassy, even though it's available in a size that's twice that amount. I may save the Sassy bottle when I run out, and refill it with my other Sliquid lubes, because I will admit that the smaller size is better for travel. The bottle it comes in is clear #1 plastic with a push-top lid. The bottle is pretty discreet, unless anyone who comes across it knows what Sliquid is, because that's the biggest word on the bottle.